Haikyuu Chatfic

Sibling/Baby Talk

[A/N: Very explicit and mature talk ahead about sex so you have been warned. And a little bit of a spoiler.]

Queen: I cant believe Kageyama has an older sister, and he never told me.

Sugar: Kageyama you have a sister????
I didn't even know u had a family if I'm being honest

King: You never asked, and she isnt volleyball related so I didnt think it was neccessary to mention her.

Queen: But I told you about my little sister, you should've told me about your sister too!

King: Okay I will tell you about her next time

Sugar: Wait Hinata, how did you findout about his sister

Queen: Cause I was stopping by Kageyama house, I saw her there, and she was just as surprised as to meet me as I was with her!!!
She said she didnt know Kageyama had friends but then I told her I was his boyfriend and she was even more surprised that Kageyama was able to love something other then volleyball!!
His sister was really pretty!!

King: You dont need to compliment her.

Trash: Oh is Kageyama getting jealous of his sister~
Maybe I should go and talk to her~

Party_Animal: That sounds like a start of a fanfiction if you werent so gay for Trash Man

Trash: You got me there

Owl: Wait a second,,,
HINATA YOU HAVE A LITTLE SISTER AND YOU NEVER TOLD ME!?!?!?

Queen: Yes her name is Natsu! And my Bokuto senpai>-<

Owl: Does anyone else has a secret sibling I dont know about!

Queen: Tsukki has an older brother!

Owl: WHAAAAAT

Giant Setter: Tsukki you're a little brother!?

Player 2: I knew it you had the sass of a little brother that gets everything they want

Giant: I have an older sister too!

Player 2: Yeah we know, Yaku says shes hot

Owl: I seen your sister in ine of our games but Tsukki and Himata I am hurt that I have never met your siblings.

Fries: I don't want you to meet my brother

Queen: You can definitely meet my sister!!
Kenma met her before!!!

Player 1: She looked exactly like Hinata

Owl: *le gasp* Now I have to meet her

King: Kenma met your sister already

Queen: Yeah he came over once, and he met my mom and Natsu!

Trash: Ohh it seems that you are more closer to Kenma then your boyfriend, Hinata

Player 1: I'm fine with that

Player 2: im not

King: me neither.

Queen: it's not my fault! Kageyama never wanted to meet my family!
And Kenma was okay with meeting them!

Sugar: I want to have a sibling, Daichi has a little brother and sister and they are so sweet kind I want one

Trash: Not me, I already have an annoying older sister.

Owl: WHAT YOU GUYS HAVE SIBLINGS TOO!?!
That's it I'm telling my mom I want a sibling brb

Player 2: Let's see how this goes

Owl: She hit me, and told me to not ask for stuff like that...