Haikyuu Chatfic

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Player 2: Hey everyone was talking and no one even mentioned me

Owl: Same bro😭

Giant: I was mentioned either Kuroo-senpai😟

Player 2: umm excuse me this was a me and Bokuto conversation
+ no one cares about u☺

Owl: bro that's a bit mean wat do u even got against Lev

Player 2: he knew wat he did

Owl: Yeah bro but I wanna know don't u love me😭

Player 2: ofc bro After Kenma😉

Owl: well then tell ME

Go-shiki: I want to y too☺

Player 2: HOLY SHIT WHERE DID U COME FROM😱

Go-shiki: I've been apart of the gc for awhile now😅

Owl: we know but u never talked to us only to the rest of them but never us😄

Player 2: Yeah man u basically talking to the dark side rn🤣

Go-shiki: well Darth Vader I want to know y u hate Luke so much

Player 2: HELL TF NAH HE FUCKING CHEWBACCA😡

Owl: bro just tell us y u hate him so much🤔

Player 2: okay children listen very closely u r about to hear the reason y I hate Lev😃

Owl: go on bro😄

Player 2: okay I was in the gym practicing my block and this kid his was freakishly tall came in here asking of we were the volley ball team for the school LIKE BOI WTF DOES IT LOOK LIKE WE WERE DOING PLAYING SOCCER😂

Owl: bro😤

Player 2: okay okay well yeah he came in asking a retarded question and he looks around and his eyes land on Kenma and he went up to him passing me and ask hey wats up my name is Lev Haiba and I'm new can u help me out and I felt threaten because I knew he was flirting with MY boyfriend and he had the ordasity to act as if I don't exist and he soon joined even tho he sucked and he kept on FLIRTING with MY boyfriend still and I told him off a million times but it didn't get thru his thick skull so then it suddenly became a competition for my own boyfriends attention and which I was losing somehow because HE WAS FUCKING SUCKING AT.....EVERYTHING SO THE COACH MADE HIM DO EXTRA PRACTICE WITB MY BOYFRIEND and he even confessed to Kenma to which I almost got into a fight that day Tora had to hold me back along with Inouka and I swear all I saw was res but in the end Kenma avoided him and I won now that loser still is bugging him😡

Owl: oh that's y well tbh I would of done the same thing if someone confessed to Akaashi😅

Player 2: bro if that ever happened it would take more then 2 ppl holding u back it will probably take an army or more🤣🤣

Go-shiki: u guys r really protective of ur boyfriends😅

Player 2: were not they only ones that are Bro show him😄

Owl: okay *clears throat* *silently prays*
HINATA IS SO ADORABLE I LOVE HIM

King: Bitch wat😡

Owl: YAMAGUCHI FRECKLES ARE TO DIE FOR I SWEAR I CAN'T STOP LOOKING AT THEM OR HIM PERIOD

Fries: excuse me😡

Owl: IWAIZUMI ARMS ARE SO HOT LIKE ESPECAILLY WHEN HE IS WORKING OUT

Trash: fight me😡

Player 2: u see not only us🤣
Good Job bro😉

Owl: thank you I prayed🤣

Player 2: to what god

Owl: duh to owl god🦉

Player 2: let me introduce u to my God Cat God🐈

Owl: interesting tell me more😄

Player 2: well let me tell you😂😁

Go-shiki: I think I'm done with this conversation about ur weird Gods I believe in Kami-san

Player 2: overrated

Queen: MEAT GOD
Oh wait Noya-senpai and Tanaka-senpai aren't in this gc excuse me and my statement then😅

Player 2: Okay then OMG THE TIME BRO GOTTA GO LOVE U HAVE A GREAT DAY😲💙

Owl: Bye bro😘