Haikyuu Chatfic

Team Mom!!!

Player 2: Yall just ever realized that each team has a team Mom

Owl: Akaashi is our team Mom! Which clearly makes me the fun Dad!

Player 2: I actually snorted, okay sure yOuR tEaM dAd

Owl: What's that supposed to mean

Player 2: it means that ur the child while the whole team is the Mom

Owl: I am offended

Player 2: Sorry bro it's the truth

Queen: Sugawara is our team Mom!!! Hes the best team Mom!!

Sugar: that's very sweet of you Hinata

Giant Setter: Moniwa is our team Mom! Hes really nice but he seems to worry all the time

Party_Animal: I think our manager is our team mom, she says we suck the life out of her, and my mom tells me that all the time

Giant: Yaku is clearly our team Mom

Trash: Iwaizumi is our team Mom -Makki

Trash Man: He sadly has a sucky and flirty husband -Matsun

Trash: Iwaizumi deserves better -Makki

Trash Man: Divorce Oikawa and kick him off to the streets -Matsun

Trash: You guys are mean -♡

Trash Man: You're right I deserve better -◇

Trash: DONT DIVORCE ME IWA-CHAN YOUR ALL I HAVE -♡

Trash Man: What's in it for me -◇

Trash: all my love and attention🥺 -♡

Trash Man: Useless give a better deal u cheap fuck -◇

Trash:.... I'll give you Godzilla stuff.... -◇

Trash Man: Good thing kids, your dad is staying -◇
Damn, he got him at his weak point -Matsun

Trash: Curse you Oikawa -Makki
HAHAHA YOU GUYS THOUGHT U GOT RID OF ME, WELL TAKE THAT U LIL FUCKS-♡
Who u calling little, your shorter then us -Makki
I'm not short have u seen how short Iwa-chan is -♡

Trash Man: I take it back, we're getting divorced u asshole -◇

Trash: IWA-CHAN I DIDNT MEAN IT!!!! -♡

Trash Man: I'm getting the divorce papers now -◇

Trash: IWA-CHAN NO WAIT -♡

Trash Man: Our plan worked, now they will have to fight over our attention -Matsun

Trash: We will be spoiled brats now -Makki
I'm putting u 2 up for adoption, u lil shits, I hate u 2 so much, I'm only gonna fight for the rest of them -♡

Trash Man: I'm keeping Kindaichi, Kunimi and Kyotani. -◇
I mean they were bound to follow u anyways, especially Kyotani hes obsessed with you -Matsun

Trash: DONT REPLACE ME WITH KYOTANI😭-♡

Trash Man: Keep acting up and I just might -◇
Dont let Kyotani hear u say that, he might get rid of Oikawa if he hears a chance -Matsun

Trash: IK HE WOULD, IT WOULD BE PAYBACK FOR ALWAYS MAKING HIM JEALOUS-♡
Well I mean, ig karma is a bitch now

Owl: this is so interesting, it's like a soap opera

Player 2: Will Oikawa and Iwaizumi get back together?

Trash: Is Iwaizumi gonna leave Oikawa for Kyotani -Makki
Is yall gonna stfu and get out -♡
Mean, ya know what we were gonna help but nvm

Trash Man: I'm telling Kyotani rn that he has a chance dating Iwaizumi wit ur rUde ass -Matsun

Trash: No Wait -♡

Trash Man: Bye

Trash: WAIT

Player 2: This is so interesting

Party_Animal: I need to know what happens next

Player 2: we will only know after practice

Owl: Amazing soap opera 9/10 didnt like the cliffhanger.

Player 2: WE WILL FIND PUT LATER AND LATER WE SHALL WAIT!!!