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a cliche social media story
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"eva i wonder if zach is thinking about you" my best friend jade says, giggling.
i throw a pillow at her and laugh, "i highly doubt that".
"i wonder if he talks about you to his friends" she says wiggling her eyebrows.
i shake my head and laugh. "no, he most likely doesn't"
"you know, you're bold on social media but in person you're a pussy"
"well yeah, i don't talk to anyone except for you and my family" jade just laughs.
"he definitely talks about you" jade says before running out my room. i cover my face and let out a groan.
"NO HE DOESN'T JADE, THATS A LIE STOP" i hear her laugh echo down the hallway and a few seconds of silence because she lost her breath.
"im gonna dm him" she says, peaking her head inside room entrance.
"hes not gonna see it anyways but i guess"
she walks towards me laughing, "oh admit you think he's hot and pleasing to the eye".
"well yeah along with his band friends, theyre all hot"
"but especially zach, hes your mcm" i throw my book at her and let out a cry.
"i said that one time. stop bringing it up" she puts her hands up in defense.
"sorry sorry" she sits on my bed and goes on her phone.
"can we send videos through dms on instagram" she asks, tapping away on her phone.
"yeah, just go to the person you want to dm and open it up then click the little icon" she nods and stays silent for a moment.
"okay so if zach dms you about a video, it wasnt from me" shes snickers and smiles a sinister smile.
"jade what did you do"
"so um my phone may have accidentally recorded our convo about you calling him your mcm" my eyes go wide.
"WHY WOULD YOU EXPOSE ME LIKE THAT?! WHAT IF HE BLOCKS ME OR REPORTS ME OR MY ACCOUNT?!"
"bitch he'll probably get excited"
"im going on private"
"no youre not, youre keeping your profile public" she says as if im going to listen to her.
"dont talk to me. hes gonna bother me now and its your fault" she shrugs her shoulders and smiles.
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username3: i wasnt invited
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"BITCH HE FOLLOWED ME DO I BLOCK HIM" i scream, lunging my body onto jade, who is talking to her mom on the phone. she looks down at me and puts her hand over my mouth to keep me quiet.
"jade this isnt nice. i'll lick your hand" i say, her hand muffling my words. i sigh and stick out my tongue, licking the palm of her hand causing her to yell "EWWW" and repeatedly wash her hand.
"its not that bad. youre being dramatic" i roll my eyes
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my wattpad has been glitching so much lately. it continuously logs me out and unpublishes this. ive emailed the help center to see if theres an error somewhere in my account but they havent responded :/
