Don't love a book by it cover- (Shy! reader x Underswap! Papyrus)

*le gasp* I-Is that...yet another (A/N)?!!

Well kiddos, just so happens I decided to take a break from writing, my writers juices are pretty much running on fumes now.

Stooooorrrrry time~

So, like, three days ago (not sure if this is correct) I was in bed, sleeping in, and it just so happens tht the night before I was up till' 2:46 a.m. because I'm trash, like always.

I had that feeling that I was hungry, but I didn't really want food, so I stayed in bed and slept until 11:17 a.m., I then woke up and edited my crap stories, then I wrote down some mre of them and etc. etc.

I still hadn't eaten and it was around 6 at this point, I still ignred it

Now, I know wut youre thinking Reader-chan:

"Wat da' fuck Honey Senpai!?? Aren't u supposed 2 be eating by now? Dat's gonna' bring dem' problems"

And yes, it is, but I have this thing with my stomach that allows me to not feel or hear it grumble when I need food, it's this feeling that tricks my brain into tinking I don't need food's because of it, it's also because I'm so lost in thought's writing and my thought drag me so far into them that I actually forget my body requires nourishment or, so whatever, I'm just like that.

ANYWAYS

So, I'm going to sleep and something is bugging me, though, I ignored it because I was thinking about some lit plot ideas. (that shit fire)

I wake up the next day and I actually remember I have 2 eat

"*face of disgust* why the fuck are you telling us this story then if you-"

*presses finger to their mouth*

I'm not done, Bitch.

Me being the lazy trash I am (true, true), I didn't feel like making myself food, so I'm like

'Oh, okay, I'll just do it later, no biggie'

Yes, it is a biggie, because night time rolls around, I shower and do all dat body cleanliness shtuff's and I still haven't fed myself.

My roommate comes in and is lyke:

"Gurl, eat dems food, you need 2 eat, I is worry 4 u, also make me some ramen noodles too if u R going to make some"

So I go out and make some ramen noodles for my roommate first and they eat them

I then go to da' table and wait for mine to finish "cooking"

I'm beginning to feel da' sleepies at this point, but I igored it and continue waiting. But, U see, if U don't eat, you don't have proper en-R-G for ur body to run on.

I says to myself as I'm trying not to fall asleep:

'Y'know what, Imma' just eat In the morning, 4 realz dis' time'

I then put the ramen noodles in da' refrigerator and go to bed

When I wak up, I begin to make my way to the refrigerator, but me, not having eaten for 2 days straight, I collapsed on my way to it

"Daaaamn gurl, Y you be doin' dis, here let me give you da' nummies so you won't be as weak"

My rommate then proceeded 2 feed me almost all the food in my apartment out of worry and concern for my helth. (Damned real I did)

Story time over~

Even after being fed, my brain wasn't exactly functioning correctly and I was still kinda' weak and I had to sleep 4 almst an entire day, I had already written the previous chapter when I could actually think straight, so I posted it, but I won't be doing so for a long time, I'm just not feeling straight in the head right now, so forgive me

NOW

Sorry for wastin Ur time on my personal affairs, but you need to know my "excuse", as some may call it, for not being able to post in a while, I'll try to actually write something if I can get my weak noodle fingers 2 press down on Da' keys correctly.

"But Ugh! Honey Senpai, Ur doin' dat' right now!"

*puts on mustashe and uses a Mexican acent*

"No No No, Honey, Djuu no undarstan', my juumate is be writin' dis (me) but, Nutella' anything, She no ca-noe I be writin' dis' like de' mierda, She throw le chancla at me if she find OuUut"

Peace for now doe', I'll try and convince Honey senpai to let me write more on the stories and ruin it entirely while she's still out of it >:3

~Le roommate out