Don't love a book by it cover- (Shy! reader x Underswap! Papyrus)

9-Alcohol, solves all your problems, baby

HOLY FUCKING SHIT BALLS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

After last night, I wasn't really feeling up to doing any work, and it just so happens that my boss decided to give me a break from it, out of the very little goodness he had left in his cold, stone heart.

I was planning to do absolutely nothing truly productive all day 

Well, I wasn't planning I'm actually doing it.

I wrapped my blanket around me further and picked up my mocha latte to take a sip, I picked up my book afterwards and continued reading it.

I had been woken up pretty early when my boss called me to tell me about my break and I wasn't going to go back to sleep and miss out on doing.....well....

This.

I snuggled into my blankets warmth and let my eyes continue roving over the page of the book, it was real nice to not hear my fingers going over computer keys for once, or the shuffling of crisp copying paper from when my boss decides to send me on-hand stuff to edit.

I sighed and let the steam from my coffee stray from it's path because of my breath, it was getting a lot colder, I can tell that I'm going to have more of these latte's now.

My phone rang, making me almost shit bricks

I stared at my phone, it was an unknown number 

I swallowed hard and picked it up

I only have like, 3 friends, and I'm pretty sure they have jobs or have something important to do.......or something.........(*awkward moment cough*)

I picked it up and held it to my ear, something I immediately regretted

"(Y/N)!!!!!"

I yanked the phone away from ear "U-Uh yeah Chara?" I could feel his enthusiasm through the phone "(Y/N)! You need to come with us to the zoo, I need to get outside and do 'the hand outs' with you" My brow furrowed "Y-You're not talking about going right now, are you? it's only-- Wait.......w-why are you calling me so early? And how did you get my number anyway?" He sighed and I could tell he was about to bestow on me some of his kid knowledge 

"Because, (Y/N), you see, I need you to be prepared completely for this -also because I have to do no ambassador stuff's today-; And I got your number because I bribed it out of- I mean, uhhh.....asked Papyrus for it" I narrowed my eyes but decided not to question it

"When is it going to be, and do we have to go to the zoo? I mean, not that I wouldn't want to! It's not like I planned anything for today..........." I held my breath "you see my good lady, this very special event will be held at 3:30 in the afternoon at the leightslew zoo, Papyrus will pick you up and I expect you'll be wearing your finest cloths, and be advised, it is quite chilly outside, you'll freeze your non-existent balls off if you don't wear a coat" I stifled a laugh and he did the same, though I tried to keep up with his little skit 

"Why yes my good sir, it's duly noted, I'll wear the finest of coats and hats as to not freeze my non-existent balls off, good day" We both burst out laughing, and it rung in the air even after it had faded away.

"Okay, okay, I'm going to hang up now, my dads going to kill me if he finds out I'm on the phone with you so early" I sighed with contentment "Y-Yeah, see ya' " He hung up, and I threw my  phone onto my bed, it's so weird, he gets off his ambassador duties the same day I get a break from my job, it's almost like somebody planned it. (The fourth wall has chipped away on the surface layers and Honey-Senpai wonders why she's still here)