Phan Oneshots

Life in Death

Summary: Dan, the God of Death, and Phil, the God of Life, have sex. Except sometimes, embarrassing things happen while Dan has Phil's cock in his ass.
Word Count: 3815
Warnings: smut, second hand embarrassment
A/N: this is a companion to A Dance With Death and The Flower of Life, but it's not necessary to read those first to read this. I... have no words. Truly. Y'all liked my death god fics so much that you guys wanted another sequel. Except, you wanted a SMUT sequel. And not just that, but you wanted a sequel where Dan turned into a skeleton during sex. I hate all of you so much. Don't say I don't give the people what you want. So here it is. The most anticipated fic I've ever written. Just in time for autumn as well!

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Dan loved everything about Phil. He loved the way his black hair shimmers in the sunlight, the way his smile got so large that his tongue poked out from his teeth. He loved how Phil had a bright aura around him, shining so brightly as if he were the sun itself. He just loved Phil. A lot. And he wasn't ashamed to admit it.

But the one thing that Dan liked the most about Phil was his performance in bed.

Over the past few thousand years, Dan's learned that Phil is amazing in bed. He didn't know whether that was because he had a lot of practice on Dan, or if he'd had a lot of practice while he was still alive. He had been a prince after all; do princes screw around a lot?

Dan didn't know, but either way, he was grateful to have Phil all to himself now. He was grateful that he could have Phil fuck him into the mattress for the rest of eternity. Dan was truly a lucky man.

Like now, Dan was incredibly lucky to have Phil kissing down his neck, sucking and biting at his skin to leave red marks in his wake. Phil had this thing where he wanted everyone to know that Dan was owned, that Dan was his for now and forever. Plus, they really enjoyed when Theos would look at the marks and make that disgusted face, just because he hated the thought of Dan and Phil being happy together. It made a thrill go through them at the thought of that.

Phil was so soft, so loving and gentle when he dealt tried to make Dan feel good. His lips were warm against Dan's cool skin, leaving trails of fire behind that made Dan completely melt underneath him. He was already coming apart at the seams, but that was just what Phil could do to him, he supposed. Dan reckoned that Phil could just blow him a kiss and Dan would probably faint from sheer happiness.

Phil nuzzled his nose along Dan's chin, breathing against his neck. It made his lips brush against the skin and Dan whimpered, tilting his head to the side to allow Phil more access. Goosebumps rose along Dan's skin, and Phil chuckled, kissing his throat. "Feel good already?" he accentuated his words with a grind downwards, making Dan squeak as their cocks pressed together deliciously.

A swarm of heat took over Dan's body, and he couldn't tell if it was because he did feel good, or because he was just completely embarrassed. "Mm," Dan breathed, his eyes fluttering shut as Phil bit down on his collarbone, then ground down once more. It was sort of like a game. Bite, grind, bite, grind. It was driving Dan wild.

Dan was already a sweating mess underneath Phil, panting and moaning at the ministrations. Phil's tongue was talented, that's for sure, and he definitely knew what made Dan tick, knew the way Dan would squeal if he flicked his tongue over the nub of his nipple, or how Dan's eyes would roll if he tugged at his hair the right way. In Dan's opinion, Phil was the best person in the entire universe to have in bed. But maybe Dan was also biased because he'd never been with someone else in such a way before.

It's no wonder why Phil was the God of Life. Because he was certainly bringing life to Dan's dick right then.

Phil's fingers, so slim and steady despite the way Dan was quivering under his touch, unclasped Dan's cloak. He let it fall over Dan's shoulders, and Dan sat up so he could take off his undershirt as well, leaving him bare-chested and completely vulnerable. It'd been awhile since anyone aside from Phil had seen Dan unclothed, and he definitely didn't miss the days when he was a human and clothes weren't yet a thing.