Come Together: The Beatles Talkshow

Interviews

Ringo: We're back and we're going to interview some requested people!

George: *extremely unenthusiastic.* Yay.

Paul: *glares at George.*

John: No one likes a buzzkill, Harrison.

George: *opens his mouth to retort something.*

Ringo: *cutting in.* ANYWAY, here we are with Bungalow Bill.

Paul: Okay, Bill, why do you take your mum everywhere?

Bill: What do you mean?

George: *sips his tea and acts as if he's not laughing.*

John: She's right here with you!

Bill: And?

Ringo: You bring her everywhere!

Bill: I don't have any idea what you're talking about.

Paul:

John:

Ringo:

George: *choking on his tea.*

Paul: So you're not going to answer the question?

Bill: I bring her in case of emergencies?

John: What kind of emergencies?

Bill: Emergencies.

Bill's mom: Like when he can't go to sleep at night and wants me to read him a bedtime story.

George: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

John, Paul, and Ringo: *turn and stare at George.*

George: *attempts to innocently drink his tea, but fails.*

Ringo: Bedtime stories are an emergency?

Bill: Very much so.

Bill's mom: He can't get a good night's sleep without them.

Paul: Uh . . . yeah. Thank you for your time, Bill and Bill's mom.

Bill and his mom: Don't mention it.

George: *leans over and whispers to John.* They even talk at the same time.

John: *whispers back.* That's what happens when you spend too much time with someone.

George: *continues to whisper.* You and Paul do that.

John: *glares and says loudly.* Shut up, Harrison!

Paul: *looks embarrassed by John's screaming.* Uh, next is Magil who calls herself Lil, but everyone knows her as Nancy.

Ringo: Three names. Wow.

George: You have two names, Ringo.

Ringo: Yeah, but that's different!

John: How's that?

Ringo: *annoyed.* It just is!

Nancy: *sits down across from the Beatles.*

Paul: *winks and nods.* Hey, Nancy.

John: *rolls his eyes.* Anyway, Nancy, why did you choose Dan instead of Rocky?

Nancy: Rocky was a wimp.

Ringo: *stifles laughter.*

George: *raises his eyebrows.* Oh?

Nancy: Yeah. He also wouldn't buy me anything nice.

Paul: Money can't buy love, darling.

Nancy: *glares.*

Paul: *hurriedly.* Well, I suppose it could . . . if you're into that sort of thing.

Ringo: What did you want him to buy you?

Nancy: Well, to start, I asked him for a new dress, but he said it was too much. Then I asked him for a necklace, but still he couldn't buy it. Then I asked him for a ring, but he said he couldn't do that either. Then . . .

Ten minutes later

Nancy: And then finally I asked him for a Chihuahua, but that was too much as well.

John: *asleep and snoring.*

George: *drawing many different types of mustaches on the table.*

Ringo: *has headphones on listening to "Helter Skelter.*

Paul: *the only one that was actually listening.* Wow! No wonder you chose Dan!

Nancy: Yeah, Dan buys me things, but Rocky wouldn't.

Paul: *elbows John hard in the ribs while still looking at Nancy.* Thank you for your time, Nancy.

Paul: *leans over and jerks the pen out of George's hand and knocks the headphones off Ringo's head.* Next, we'll have the lovely Anna.

Ringo: *perks up.* From Frozen?

Paul: *annoyed.* No, Ringo, that's Ana.

Ringo: *disappointed.* Oh.

Anna: *sits down.*

George: Anna, why did you go to him?

Anna: Who?

George: Him.

Anna: Be specific.

George: *slightly annoyed.* Him.

Anna: Still don't know who you're talking about.

John: Him!

Anna: *simply shakes her head.*

Paul: *incredulously.* How many 'hims' have you gone to, really?

Anna: Well, usually they have names.

Ringo: The name of the 'him' she went to was never really said.

George: That's the problem.

John: Okay, how about this: Why did you go to your current boyfriend?

Anna: Because I got tired of the other one.

George: Figures.

Ringo: I missed my screaming at the end of "Helter Skelter" for this?

Paul: *glares at him.* Be polite, Ringo.

John: This interview was short-lived. Smell you later, Anna.