John: Guess what? We're going to Google ourselves.
George: *unenthusiastic.* Yay.
Ringo: *blows a streamer.*
Paul: For God's sake, Ringo, where do you get all these bloody streamers?!?
Ringo: *opens his mouth to reply.*
John: Shut it, both of you! *smiles sweetly.* Now, who wants to go first?
Paul: Try me.
John: Okay . . . *typing.*
George: What are the results?
John: *typing.*
Ringo: Have you gotten them yet?
John: *typing.*
Paul: God, John, how long does it take to type out my name?
John: *typing.*
George: A long time, apparently.
John: Okay, I got it.
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Paul: John, that is not my name.
Ringo: *giggles.* "Pol McSassy"?
John: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought that was your name.
George: Here, let me see the results.
John: *snickers while handing him the phone.*
George: *raises his eyebrows.* Paul, there's a Tumblr blog dedicated to your "immovable heterosexuality."
Paul: *loudly.* Excuse me?!?
George: There's a blog dedicated to your—
Paul: *snatches the phone from him.* I heard you, Harrison! You don't need to repeat it! Now let me type my name in correctly.
Ringo: What did it pull up?
John: *peers over Paul's shoulder.* Oh, my God, look at that picture! *jerks the phone away from Paul.* Look at it, George!
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Come Together: The Beatles Talkshow
FanfictionFour rock stars in their 70s embarrass themselves on television. 📺📺📺 Amaccamazing cover by @LonelyPretzel6!
