Ringo: Who wants to see us criticize our own albums?
John, Paul, and George: *raise their hands.*
Ringo: Good enough.
John: First up, Abbey Road.
Paul: Wait, why would Abbey Road go first?
John: Why wouldn't it?
Paul: Why don't we —
George: *sings.* . . . do it in the road?
Paul: Shut up, George. As I was saying, why don't we talk about Please Please Me first? Y'know, because it's the first.
Ringo: Then we go to Abbey Road?
Paul: No. Then go to With the Beatles.
John: Then Abbey Road?
Paul: *face-palm.*
George: *amused.* They're not seeing a pattern here.
Ringo: Well, excuse me!
John: What Ringo said!
Paul: We start at the first one and then go to the last.
John: Ohhhhhhhhh.
Ringo: Before we start, can I ask a question?
Paul: *acts as though he has a headache.* Sure, Ringo.
Ringo: Are we going in the order we recorded it? You know, like how we recorded Let it Be before Abbey Road, but released it after? So we'd put Let it Be in front of Abbey Road and not vice versa?
John: He lost me.
George: There are a lot of things going on in that little head of his.
Paul: Sure, whatever, Ringo.
John: *rubs his hands together.* All right! Let's begin. Here's our first album, and I would like to say we look like the cutest things to ever grace the planet.
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George: We're starting with the cover? Okay. I'll give my opinion: I don't like it.
Ringo: We really could have tried harder.
Paul: I think it's neat.
George: Oh, thank Krishna. There for a second I thought he was going to say "creative," since that's basically his catchphrase.
John: You think it's neat just how you think speedos are neat?
Paul: *reddens.* When did I ever say speedos were neat?
