Come Together: The Beatles Talkshow

Never Have I Ever

John: Heeeeeeerrreeee's Johnny!

Paul: Oh, God.

Ringo: Is that a reference or something?

John: Well, yeah! It's from The Shining!

George: The what?

John: Stephen King.

Ringo: Who?

John: Scary guy who writes scary books.

George: Which is scarier? Him or his books?

John: It's a close tie.

Paul: Let's just get on with it, okay?

Ringo: So what are we doing?

Paul: We're combining viewers' ideas! *looks at card* So someone requested a drinking game and someone else requested "Never Have I Ever," and the two go together.

George: *unenthusiastic* Yay.

John: So we've each got our whiskey.

Ringo: I don't like whiskey.

John: Too bad!

Paul: Let's just start.

George: Wait, how does this work?

Paul: One of us says, "Never had I ever . . . done something really embarrassing" and the others who have will take a drink.

Ringo: So this is just a cruel game of exposing our secrets?

John: Pretty much. I'll start and we'll go around from here.

George: I don't want to do this.

John: *ignores him* Never have I ever . . . been scared of clowns. *smirks and looks around*

Ringo: *sips his shot*

John: We've got a taker. Anyone else?

George: *knocks back his shot and slams it on the table* I need more!

Paul: I'm not really afraid of clowns, but . . .

John: But what?

Paul: . . . I'm afraid of clowns.

George: You have to drink, Paul.

Paul: Fine. *downs his*

Ringo: Um . . . my turn. Never have I ever actually laughed out loud when typing "LOL."

George: You know what? I haven't either. Has anyone really?

Paul: Nope. It's just something you type down to say that you think it's funny, but not funny enough to laugh out loud.

John: *drinks*

Ringo: *raises eyebrows* What? You have?

John: Yep.

Paul: That's strange. I think there's something wrong with you.

George: My turn! Never have I ever daydreamed of being on a talkshow.

John: *gasps dramatically* You're on a talkshow right now!

George: I know, and I never wanted to do it.

Paul: Has your opinion changed?

George: *thinks* No.

Ringo: You don't like being here with us?