Come Together: The Beatles Talkshow

They Say It's Your Birthday

Ringo: Guess whose birthday's today!

John: Elvis.

Paul: George Washington.

Ringo: Paul, you were closer.

Paul: Yay! It's George Washington's birthday!

Ringo: No, it's not. I was saying you were closer than John was.

Paul: Oh.

John: Yippee!

Ringo: It's our very own Georgie's birthday!

Audience: *cheers and whistles*

George: *waves them off, looking embarrassed* Oh, shut up.

John: That's rude to say to someone wishing you happy birthday.

George: Let's just move onto the game we're going to play. The one where Ringo jumps through a ring of real fire.

Paul: Who told you we were going to do that?

George: John said that's what we were going to do.

Ringo: What?!? Do you know how dangerous that is for me?!?

John: Yeah, but no one cares.

Paul: All right, that's it. We're not doing that. George, we have a surprise for you.

George: *horrified look* I'm the one jumping through the ring?

Paul: *irritated* No. The viewers sent in some gifts and wishes.

George: What? They didn't have to do that! I'm perfectly fine without any of it.

Ringo: You're just saying that. Everyone says that when they really want something.

George: No, I'm not!

John: Yes, you are! Here are the things that the viewers sent in.

You-You-You: HAPPPY BIRTHDAY GEORGIE!!!!! HAVE THIS GIANT CAKE I BAKED!!

George: Oh, thank you. Wow, that is a massive cake. Can I eat it now?

Paul: No! We've got to keep this moving!

Ringo: Why can't we have a piece of it?

Paul: Because then he'll get all the other messages smudged with frosting!

John: *whips out huge knife* I don't care what Macca says, I'm cutting it now!

Paul: Oh, God help us.

John: *slices cake* Cake for everyone!

George: This is really good!

Ringo: Yum. I wonder what flavor this is.

Paul: Here's the next.

@xharrisonssandwichx: Happy birthday, George!!! Love you so much 💕 your music is such a treasure! *hands you some of your favorite food and lots of love* here you go. YOU DESERVE THE WORLD

-paula

George: Yay, jelly babies! I can literally feel the love in the air!

John: *acting like he's choking* Too . . . much love. I'm . . . I'm c-choking.

Ringo: Hey, can I have some of those jellies?

George: No!

Paul: George, share. You're going to have plenty of stuff by the end of this.