Paul: Who wants to play "This or That"?
George: Not me.
John: Meh.
Ringo: I'll play!
Paul: *glares at George and John.* Just so you know, that wasn't an option.
George: Then why did you even ask?
Paul: As a way to start the episode.
John: Well, that's stupid.
Paul: Shut up.
Ringo: Let's just play the game.
George: I'd rather call someone, thank you. Texting is stupid and makes your thumbs sore.
Paul: I'd say texting.
John: I'll go with texting just because I like to text Paul in all-caps. You can't do that on the phone without screaming, and I need to preserve my vocal cords.
Ringo: Texting! I love all the different kinds of emojis!
George: Really? You all like texting better than actually talking to someone on the phone? I can't believe you.
Paul: Um . . . YouTube?
John: Why did you say that like it was a question, Paul?
Paul: Because I don't know which one I like more.
John: Well, I'll go with Netflix.
George: This is getting too advanced for me. I'll have to say . . . You of the Tube.
Paul: *rolls his eyes.*
Ringo: Netflix!!!
Paul: Definitely comedy. I can't watch horror movies without screaming.
John: Horror!
Ringo: I can't watch horror without wetting myself.
George:
John:
Paul:
Audience:
George: . . . ANYWAY, I'll go with comedy. Horror is daft.
John: *gasps dramatically.* George, how dare you?
Paul: I have to sleep with a fan or else I'll go mad.
John: *sings.* I'm only sleeping!
George: No fan. Feeling that cool air on me makes me want to go to the bathroom and then I'll never get to sleep. The whole night would be filled with back and forth to the bathroom. God, that's annoying.
Ringo:
John:
Paul:
Audience:
George: *clears his throat awkwardly.*
John: Um . . . no fan. What George said.
Ringo: I'll take the fan.
John: Intelligence! Stupid people bore me.
Paul: That's kind of harsh. I'll go with funny.
George: I don't want to marry a boring smart person! Humor is what matters to me.
Ringo: Funny.
John: Why are you all staring at me? I just answered honestly!
Paul: You could have left out the "stupid people bore me" part.
John: *harrumphs and crosses his arms.*
Ringo: Last one!
George: "Passenger or driver"? Is that code for something?!?
Paul: For God's sake, George, get your mind out of the gutter!
John: I could see how that would be code for something. I'll go with driver. *winks at the camera.*
Paul: *face-palm.*
Ringo: Personally, I don't like driving. Passenger.
George and John: *giggling.*
Ringo: What?
George and John: *full-blown laughter.*
Paul: Grow up, you two! Passenger.
George: *bangs his fist on the table.*
John: *almost falls out of his chair.*
Paul: *glares.*
Ringo: *confused.*
George: *wipes a tear from his eye.* Driver.
John: *snorts.*
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Come Together: The Beatles Talkshow
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