Come Together: The Beatles Talkshow

Truth or Dare

Ringo: Have any of you played Truth or Dare before?

John: Why are you asking them that? I'm sure everyone's played it.

George: Everyone but us.

Paul: How do you play this game?

John: Isn't it obvious? You ask someone if they want a truth or a dare and then you give them something horrific. *grins like a maniac and rubs his hands together*

Paul: I don't know if I want to play this then.

George: Stop being so lame! Let's get the show on the road!

Ringo: In the road.

Paul: *face-palm*

John: Heh heh heh.

George: Who should go first?

Paul: Let's start with Ringo since he's the oldest and go clockwise.

Ringo:

John:

George:

Paul: *sighs* What part of that didn't you understand?

Ringo: The clockwise part.

Paul: Okay. This is clockwise. *demonstrates*

John: What about counterclockwise? I've heard that one before.

Paul: This is counterclockwise. *demonstrates*

George: Basically counterclockwise is the opposite of clockwise.

Paul: Yeah.

John, George, and Ringo: Ohhhhhh . . .

Paul: *mutters* I'm surrounded by imbeciles.

Ringo: So that means I start first and then it goes to John, then to George, and then to Paul.

Paul: *looks as though he has a headache* Exactly.

Ringo: All right. So . . . I just pick whoever I want to do a truth or dare?

John: Just get on with it! We don't have all bleeding day, Ringo!

Ringo: Okay, okay. George, truth or dare?

George: A dare would probably be something like strip down to my skivvies and run around the city screaming something like, "I'm Superman!"

John: *snickers* I'd pay money to see that.

Paul: I would too.

George: Hmm. I'll go with truth.

Ringo: What is the most embarrassing picture you have on your phone?

George: Um. I'd, uh, rather not answer that.

John: Hey! You can't do that! It's the rules, George. You have to answer it, and show us.

Paul: This ought to be good.

George: Can I go with a dare?

Ringo: No.

George: Please?

Ringo: No.

George: Pretty please?

Ringo: *irritated* No.

George: Please!

Ringo: No! Show me the most embarrassing picture you have on your phone!