One Shot Series 3

Justin Dumps Demi

Congratufuckinglations Demi,

Everything was going great. The conversation never dragged. I still found you as attractive as the day we met 5 years ago. Sex was, it was--hell, the only way to describe it is 'Wow' and 'Mind-blowing'. We hardly ever fought. We were so perfect together, you were everything I ever wanted - funny, caring, smart - well, at least that's what I thought until you went and pulled this fucking stunt.

Holy fuck! What the hell were you thinking? Why'd you go and ruin such a great thing by being such a dumbfuck? I mean, Jesus Christ; even an untrained monkey can swallow a pill. It's like you woke up retarded one day.

In all honestly though, I must place some of the responsibility on myself. I have no idea why I trusted you to not get yourself pregnant in the first place. Obviously, my faith and trust were misplaced by giving you more credit than you deserved. Ultimately, the blame falls on me for thinking you were up to the task of not getting yourself pregnant. I was wrong.

Regardless, that brings us to now and the situation with which we must deal. I wanted to do the admirable and honourable thing: I promised to pay half the money towards an abortion and even drive you there. But noooooo! You're too lazy to get off your ass and get this thing taken care of. So you leave me no choice but to dump you.

Good luck with single motherhood, and remember, Justin Jr. is always a great name for a boy. And if it's a girl, let's hope Skanky skips a generation in your family.

Disappointedly Yours,

Justin