Stew for Eternal Youth (AmbergrisJane)

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Stew for Eternal Youth


Get your pots and stove tops ready,

Prepare to salivate with this secret recipe

Shared to me by Great(x10) Gramma Mumu,

I hope you enjoy it as I do!


Here's the list of what you need:


One kilogram of rats feet, nails removed

A pint of cerveza negra, perfectly brewed

A cup and half of juice from a boil

Twenty drops of crocodile bile


Tufts of nose hair from a goat

Nip some warts off from a toad

For umami, add purple salt

Add black pepper when in doubt


Combine all ingredients in a copper pot

Bring too a simmer (careful, its hot!)

Stir counterclockwise until it turns blue

When that happens, do a tumbling or two.


After you somersault, it will turn pink,

When it does, give your stew a wink.

It will wink back to tell you it's ready,

Squeeze in half a lemon to add acidity.


Ladle to bowls, serve piping hot,

Chop green onions and sprinkle on top.

A glass of good beer and you're all set,

Enjoy your stew, you won't regret it


P.S.

One bowl per year is enough,

To erase wrinkles and age spots.

Don't overdo it or you'll turn into a baby,

When that happens, don't blame me : )


AmbergrisJane

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