Stew for Eternal Youth
Get your pots and stove tops ready,
Prepare to salivate with this secret recipe
Shared to me by Great(x10) Gramma Mumu,
I hope you enjoy it as I do!
Here's the list of what you need:
One kilogram of rats feet, nails removed
A pint of cerveza negra, perfectly brewed
A cup and half of juice from a boil
Twenty drops of crocodile bile
Tufts of nose hair from a goat
Nip some warts off from a toad
For umami, add purple salt
Add black pepper when in doubt
Combine all ingredients in a copper pot
Bring too a simmer (careful, its hot!)
Stir counterclockwise until it turns blue
When that happens, do a tumbling or two.
After you somersault, it will turn pink,
When it does, give your stew a wink.
It will wink back to tell you it's ready,
Squeeze in half a lemon to add acidity.
Ladle to bowls, serve piping hot,
Chop green onions and sprinkle on top.
A glass of good beer and you're all set,
Enjoy your stew, you won't regret it
P.S.
One bowl per year is enough,
To erase wrinkles and age spots.
Don't overdo it or you'll turn into a baby,
When that happens, don't blame me : )
AmbergrisJane
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