Trick or . . .
With witches and goblins and ghosts about
I open my door to the chorused shout
Shell out! Shell out! Shell out!
I see tramp and a princess, a pirate a nurse,
a witch and a monster, now what could be worse
Their bags all opened, I empty my purse
I told the police that none was a kid
That under those costumes some evil had hid
And asked him to come in and see what they did
The bathtub was full and sealed with a stopper
He was bashed on the head, crushing his topper
And laughter ensued when they drowned the copper.
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Special Halloween Edition
PuisiGhosts and Goblins ... Vampires and Zombies ... Pirates and Princesses ... It is the time of year when all sorts of weird and wonderful creatures converge on your house looking for tricks or treats. Scare the pants off them with your best Halloween...
