Special Halloween Edition

The secret brew (Ajay-Kumar)

The secret brew

You want to know the secret brew?

Come to the right witch have you!

For brewing the crimson secret brew,

The ingredients,

I'll get you through.

Firstly,

A couple of nasal hair

From the black furred River Bear,

Are you afraid of the big bad bear?

They are giant

Yet dumb,

No reason to fear.

Not rare,

Around every River bank they lurk,

But be careful only the male hairs work.

For the second, there are options two

Ten grams qiviut or tail hair of a Dzou.

Next,

The scrapings of the velvet nuts

And top it off with Guppies' guts.

Go to a Souk and get a pot

Add the hairs and the offals you got.

Check twice,

That the pots aren't brittle

For a solvent, you may add dragon spittle.

Add a couple fronds and three cups water,

The milk is just flavour, so it doesn't matter

And finally add your joyful tears

And bid goodbyes to all your fears

Boil and mix and swirl and stir

If done correctly,

Smells like murr,

Now you know the secret

Of the secret brew,

Now like me,

You can be immortal too!

~Ajay

(Btw, this brew is fictional, don't go searching for the ingredients, I will not pay your taxes and insurance.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!)