26. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
27. Laugh alone and the world thinks you're are an idiot.
28. Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
29. The severity of an itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
30. You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
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