91. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
92. Energizer Bunny arrested: charged with battery.
93. I didn't use to finish sentences, but now I
94. I've had amnesia as long as I can remember.
95. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
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101 of the World's Funniest One Liners/Jokes
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