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76. Gravity: it's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!

77. Life is to complicated in the morning.

78. We are all part of the ultimate statistic---ten out of ten die.

79. Nobody's perfect. I'm a nobody.

80. Ask me about my vow of silence.

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