1. Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
2. Borrow money from a pessimist--they don't expect it back.
3.Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.
4. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
5. I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
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