46. Don't steal. The government hates competition.
47. Humpty Dumpty was pushed.
48. National Atheist day: April 1st.
49. All generalizations are false.
50. The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
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101 of the World's Funniest One Liners/Jokes
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