81. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the the softness of bread.
82. The last thing on earth you want to do will be the last thing you do.
83. Diplomacy is the act of letting someone else get your way.
84. If ignorance is a bliss, then tourists are in a constant state of euphoria.
85. If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.
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