51. Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
52. If you don't like the news, go out and make some.
53. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
54. IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
55. I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?
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101 of the World's Funniest One Liners/Jokes
ComédieIf at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving!! Read more funny one liners in this small book. :)
