11:00 AM
Another meeting at Wayne Enterprises. Wonder how long this one will be. Better not be 2 hours of people asking stupid questions.
"Good Morning. Today, I would like propose something." Beep Beep Beep Beeeeeeeeeeeeep "I would like to suggest we-" Beep Beep Beep BUZZ BUZZZ BUZZ "Hold on."
Today at 11:00 AM
Dick Grayson: JASON GIVE ME BACK MY RODS
Jason Todd: Sorry I threw them out the window
Dick Grayson: WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WHATS WRONG WITH YOU
Damian Wayne: Todd you're a butt face
Jason Todd: Was that supposed to be an insult?
Dick Grayson: STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT
Jason Todd: Stop being a Dick Grayson about it
Dick Grayson: WHY WOULDNT I BE?!???! YOU THREW MY RODS OUT THE DAMN WINDOW
Jason Todd: Who said I didn't throw it into a hole in the Bat Cave?
Dick Grayson: THAT'S EVEN WORSE I'LL KILL YOU
Jason Todd: How will you do that without your metal sticks?
Tim Drake: Dick calm down it's in his hand
Jason Todd: Tim shut your stupid big mouth
Dick Grayson: WHERE ARE YOU GUYS I'LL LITERALLY KILL YOU ALL
Damian Wayne: Jason is under his bed.
Jason Todd: I will literally murder you all
Barbara Gordon: There's too much death happening in this conversation
Dick Grayson: Barb you should come over
Barbara Gordon: Sorry my dad grounded me...
Jason Todd: Why?
Barbara Gordon: You know why...
Dick Grayson: Jay come out from under your bed.
Jason Todd: Nope. Ow stop kicking me
Dick Grayson: COME ON GIVE THEM BACK JASON
Jason Todd: NEVER
Dick Grayson: I WILL COME UNDER THERE TO KILL YOU IF I HAVE TO
Jason Todd: I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY
Damian Wayne: I like how they aren't actually saying anything out loud
Tim Drake: This is great.
Damian Wayne: I'm glad we can agree on one thing.
Bruce Wayne: ALFRED GET INTO THAT ROOM AND TAKE AWAY THEIR PHONES BREAK THEM IF YOU HAVE TO MAKE SURE THEY SHUT THE censored censored censored censored
Alfred Pennyworth: As you wish Master Bruce.
Jason Todd: Is this going to be the start of the Great Massacre of Phones?
Dick Grayson: Might as well be.
Damian Wayne: I have never seen father swear that much..
Dick Grayson: He keeps it in. :) Also I think we should get out of this room and head out into the city.
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Bat Chat - Bat Family Group Chat
FanfictionThe Bat Family create a group chat! - Starring familiar faces such as... Bruce Wayne - Dick Grayson - Jason Todd - Tim Drake - Damian Wayne - This will be in the iMessage format. Wow, Apple users?
