Bat Chat - Bat Family Group Chat

-Thirteen-

Today at 7:48 PM.

Barbara Gordon: UUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH I'MMM BOOOOOOORRRRRREEEEDDDDDDDD

Dick Grayson: ugh same

Jason Todd: ugh

Damian Wayne: ugh

Tim Drake: ugh

Bruce Wayne: ugh Joining the bandwagon.

Alfred Pennyworth: ugh

Cassandra Cain: Okay everyone shut up please. I'm trying to concentrate.

Dick Grayson: NO NEVER

Cassandra Cain: okay jesus christ i'm sorry

Dick Grayson: wait i didn't mean it

Cassandra Cain: YOU WANT TO DO DICK?!?!?!?

Jason Todd: hahahah beat him up

Barbara Gordon: Fight Fight Fight

Cassandra Cain: Nah I'm a pacifist.

Barbara Gordon: boooooring

Selina Kyle: what's up?

Barbara Gordon: Hey Selina! Finally someone interesting! What are you don't right now?

Dick Grayson: are you calling us boring?

Barbara Gordon: i said that 3 messages ago get with the times mister

Selina Kyle: I'm laying on the floor of my apartment think about what I'm doing with my life

Barbara Gordon: I would be doing that right now if my dad wasn't vacuuming his apartment

Jim Gordon: Okay so you want dust everywhere now?

Barbara Gordon: no no no no thank you dad i love you

Jason Todd: why am i helping damian with homework... kms

Damian Wayne: Because I threatened to slit your throat..

Jason Todd: right...

Bruce Wayne: Wait what? Damian didn't I tell you not to threaten people?

Damian Wayne: Father isn't that your job description...

Bruce Wayne: I mean threatening to kill people? And how is that my job description?

Selina Kyle: I can confirm what Damian says Batman has threatened my many times, even punched me.

Bruce Wayne: WAIT WHAT

Jason Todd: SH*T

Dick Grayson: nice censor WHAT THE HELL

Jason Todd: THAT ESCALATED SO QUICK GODDAMN

Selina Kyle: I have a scar from one time

Bruce Wayne: WHAT THE HELL WHEN AND WHERE

Barbara Gordon: I'm laughing at your pain Bruce

Alfred Pennyworth: It's funny because Master Bruce's expression completely changed.

Bruce Wayne: i feel like there have been too many of these moments happening

Damian Wayne: TODD STOP LOOKING AT YOUR PHONE AND HELP FATHER YOU DID WHAT

Selina Kyle: okay i'm really not bored anymore i'm literally smiling like a fool while my cat is staring at me

Bruce Wayne: selina i would never hit you, you know that.

Selina Kyle: hm you did hit me that one time but i could tell you regretted it immediately

Bruce Wayne: :(

Selina Kyle: You know I was playing with you right?

Jason Todd: lol

Dick Grayson: I feel like you're giving him more and more unnecessary stress.

Damian Wayne: Todd can you help me now?

Jason Todd: yeah sure

Alfred Pennyworth: After that frown Master Bruce threw his phone into one of the holes in the Bat Cave and now his hands are covering his face.

Selina Kyle: Oof okay I'm coming ugh I might as well live there I've been visiting the manor more and more often..

Dick Grayson: I think the reason why Bruce is has been getting more and more affected by what you say is because he's falling for you really frickin hard but that's just a theory

Jason Todd: A GAAAAMMME THHHEEOOORRRRYYYY

Damian Wayne: TODD I'M SERIOUS I WILL LITERALLY SLIT YOUR GODDAMN THROAT

Jason Todd: okay okay i'm sorry

Selina Kyle: you alfred you left the kitchen window open i'll close it for you

Alfred Pennyworth: Thank you.

Dick Grayson: Hey Jay I'm coming downstairs and helping you I'm really bored...

Jason Todd: Thhaankk yoooouu

Tim Drake: Hahhaaha I finished all my homework

Damian Wayne: Drake no one cares

Jason Todd: Damian were you even paying attention during class?

Damian Wayne: i fell asleep...

Dick Grayson: Hahaha that's me but I could because I already knew everything which is the difference between now and then

Damian Wayne: are you calling me stupid...

Dick Grayson: I never said such a thing!

Jason Todd: Tim where are you right now?

Tim Drake: On a date.

Jason Todd: Oh right goddammit why are you more successful then me when it comes to relationships

Dick Grayson: lol