Bat Chat - Bat Family Group Chat

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@JoshMC2000sev

Dick's POV

"Jay, you ready?" I stopped in front of the grocery store. "Wait you were being serious? Hell no bruh." He continued scrolling on his phone. I opened the glove box, took out the chicken mask, and threw it at his face. I received a death glare and he got out of my car while putting it on.

I smiled getting out of my car and walked in after him. I took out my phone preparing to record this. He climbed on top of the shelves in the front. People started staring at him and like in the cliche moments when something unexpected happens, a choir of gasps followed.

When everything went silent, he started his routine in his high pitched voice. "Please I'm only an innocent chicken, don't eat me please!" He immediately jumped off and ran out of the store. I ran after him.

We literally leaped into the car and I started laughing uncontrollably. "DRIVE!" Jay yelled at me. "Yeah yeah." I started up the car and went on driving.

On the road we heard police sirens behind us, I pulled over and the police officer approached our window. I heard Jason curse under his breath. I rolled down my window, "Hey."

"Both of you please exit your car. You're under arrest." My eyes widened, "Wait what?!" He turned me around and handcuffed us. I could see Jason glaring at me. "On what charge?!" I yelled. "Disturbing the peace." He responded. "That's not even valid! You can't call the police just because we were being annoying." I yelled at him. "Also leaving the crime scene." He said with an annoyed tone. "WHAT?! You can't even arrest us! You're supposed to give us a ticket or a warning!!" I screamed high pitched.

We reached the police station which just happened to be Jim's prescient. "YO JIM HEY HELP US OUT!" I yelled in his direction. "What did you do now?" He responded. "Quote in quote, Disturbing the peace." We were aggressively thrown into a cell and I heard Jay silently curse at the officers. They removed our handcuffs and locked us up. I took out my phone and went to a specific group chat.

End of Scenario

Dick Grayson: ALFRED

Alfred Pennyworth: What is it, Master Grayson?

Jason Todd: This idiot had the great idea of pranking a grocery store.

Alfred Pennyworth: Oh bloody hell

Jim Gordon: I don't even know who got you locked up but I'll find them

Dick Grayson: Can you get us out?!

Jim Gordon: Nah

Dick Grayson: Ugh Al bail us out

Alfred Pennyworth: I don't have time for this, I'm busy getting school supplies for the kids. I'm nowhere near that prescient.

Jason Todd: Whyyyy

Alfred Pennyworth: Oh Bruce you go.

Bruce Wayne: wat

Alfred Pennyworth: Go on!

Bruce Wayne: But

Alfred Pennyworth: Oh my bring Selina with you or something

Bruce Wayne: Wtf??? She's not anywhere near me nor do I need a supervisor. How old do you think I am?

Dick Grayson: Hey look who just got locked up in the cooler

Jason Todd: Selina Kyle, say hi!

Selina Kyle: ugh

Dick Grayson: Now will you bail us out because your girlfriend's here

Bruce Wayne: No.

Selina Kyle: pleasee i'll do anything ;)

Damian Wayne: EW

Bruce Wayne: Oh. Anything? ;)))

Tim Drake: Please stop this

Selina Kyle: anything. ;)))))

Dick Grayson: Sshh Tim they're having a connection

Bruce Wayne: A trip to Disneyland?

Selina Kyle: HELL YEAH

Tim Drake: Shoot can you take us along? As in Damian and I not those two losers in jail

Dick Grayson: Oh I just realized Bruce is already here.

Jason Todd: Wait it takes like 20 minutes to get here from the manor?!

Dick Grayson: Aw he was going to break us out in the first place that's fun

Jim Gordon: You're in luck folks you're out of here I usually don't hand out bails this easily.

Dick Grayson: See Jay that wasn't that bad

Jason Todd: Oh yeah! Going to a grocery store, getting arrested for no reason, and this. Great!

Dick Grayson: Sigh