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Today 9:58 PM
Selina Kyle: Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuce
Dick Grayson: He's dead.
Selina Kyle: Since when?
Jason Todd: Ever since he laid his eyes on you.
Dick Grayson: Yeah Alfred told us about the time he couldn't even finish a sentence when first seeing you.
Alfred Pennyworth: Wait what?
Jason Todd: Yeah Alfred did you forget?
Bruce Wayne: Alfred how could you?
Alfred Pennyworth: I don't know what they're talking about Master Bruce!
Bruce Wayne: Al, I'm the Gotham's Greatest Detective. Do you really think you're able to lie to me?
Alfred Pennyworth: And I raised the "Gotham's Greatest Detective", so what's your point?
Dick Grayson: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHOOT
Bruce Wayne: I'm sorry don't hurt me Alfred....
Alfred Pennyworth: Just teasing you.
Bruce Wayne: As for you two.
Dick Grayson: Choked on some water
Jason Todd: hahhahahah
Bruce Wayne: Can you stop telling Selina every embarrassing thing about me?
Jason Todd: Can't guarantee
Selina Kyle: Woah Bruce you respond to them but not me?
Bruce Wayne: I don't have time for this.
Selina Kyle: Why do you always think you can push me away without hurting me?
Bruce Wayne: Selina I don't want to do this again.
Barbara Gordon: WAIT GUYS STOP FIGHTING WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Selina Kyle: Are you stupid? You're the one being rude.
Bruce Wayne: What am I supposed to say when I'm busy?
Selina Kyle: Maybe you should just say "Sorry I'm busy." instead of saying "Go away I don't have time for you." Are you trying to hurt my feelings?
Bruce Wayne: Why can't you just get over it
Selina Kyle: I've done that at least a hundred times!
Bruce Wayne: Why are you so complicated?
Dick Grayson: I swear I am going to murder you Bruce
Selina Kyle: I'm done.
Jason Todd: BRUCE WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU
Dick Grayson: I took his phone he needs a rest.
Selina Kyle added Joker to the conversation. Today at 10:10 PM.
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Bat Chat - Bat Family Group Chat
FanfictionThe Bat Family create a group chat! - Starring familiar faces such as... Bruce Wayne - Dick Grayson - Jason Todd - Tim Drake - Damian Wayne - This will be in the iMessage format. Wow, Apple users?