Bat Chat - Bat Family Group Chat

- Twelve -

Today at 12:01 am.

Dick Grayson: Good morning everyone!

Jason Todd: dick what are you doing awake

Dick Grayson: Did anyone else hear Bruce bring someone home tonight?

Selina Kyle: no what the hell bruce are you cheating on me

Bruce Wayne: da faq

Jason Todd: I wonder where Bruce learned that one from

Dick Grayson: hey jay do you want to play uno with me

Jason Todd: its not fun with only two people

Dick Grayson: right bruce and selina want to play uno with us i have the cards in my room

Selina Kyle: ugh my boyfriend is cheating on me not in the mood

Bruce Wayne: Okay I'm actually internally freaking out who the hell did I bring home?

Dick Grayson: uggggghhh jay come to my room

Jason Todd: lit sleepover

Dick Grayson: yeeeeeeeet

Jason Todd: yo cat where you at anyway

Selina Kyle: in my apartment

Bruce Wayne: Wait what then who's next to me?

Dick Grayson: ooooooo bruce is a little cheater

Bruce Wayne: oml i'm going to kms if i'm not sleeping next to selina right now

Jason Todd: oof

Selina Kyle: why are you doing this to meeeeee

Bruce Wayne: What's even happening Selina I didn't mean it

Jason Todd: hey dick where are your uno cards

Dick Grayson: in my dresser

Jason Todd: ew aren't your dirty socks in there

Dick Grayson: nah fam i clean them unlike you

Alfred Pennyworth: Bruce have you tried turning around?

Bruce Wayne: oh wow al you're so smart sorry my brain is literally turned off okay lets see who it is

Selina Kyle: waaaaaahhhhhh i'm gonna go get ice cream and cry over my break up

Jason Todd: ew i found a dirty sock

Dick Grayson: hahahaha

Bruce Wayne: Selina what do you mean you're in your apartment you're right next to me...

Selina Kyle: haha pranked

Bruce Wayne: argh

Selina Kyle: I was just trying to get you to turn around thanks Al

Alfred Pennyworth: Yup

Bruce Wayne: how did you even plan that you know what never mind

Jason Todd: uuugh i don't want to play uno anymore i'm going back to be

Dick Grayson: jay why are you sleeping in my bed

Jason Todd: too tired must sleep plus you're soft you should really work out more

Dick Grayson: jay stfu you feel like a giant teddy bear hugging me

Barbara Gordon: What the hell is even happening right now?

Stephanie Brown: They're hugging each other now? This is the most unrealistic brotherly love ever don't even think that makes sense it's too early

Dick Grayson: ...

(Author: You should probably get used to these short ones. There'll probably be a lot of them.)