Bat Chat - Bat Family Group Chat

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Today 9:20 PM

Dick Grayson: Is it just me or has Bruce been going on patrol without us?

Jason Todd: Probably still hates us

Damian Wayne: Well I didn't do anything to him so he can't possibly hate me

Tim Drake: Well he hasn't been asking you out for patrol has he?

Damian Wayne: Shut up Drake

Alfred Pennyworth: Honestly I kind of prefer it, whenever you boys come back you always are injured in someway.

Jason Todd: What are you trying to tell us Alfred?

Alfred Pennyworth: Well I thought I made myself rather clear, you are too reckless.

Jason Todd: Ah I can agree with that I guess

Dick Grayson: Well what about Bruce? He's 'reckless'

Alfred Pennyworth: I never he wasn't.

Tim Drake: Well you said boys so that usually means us...

Alfred Pennyworth: Bruce is... well a boy to me

Dick Grayson: He's like late 20, 30 something how old is he again?

Jason Todd: He's ageless haven't you heard?

Damian Wayne: Or maybe you just don't know how old he was

Tim Drake: Do you know?

Damian Wayne: I was literally made 13 years ago.

Tim Drake: Your point?

Damian Wayne: My point is "I don't know"

Dick Grayson: Well then.

Alfred Pennyworth: Well it's a good thing Bruce isn't in this chat or he would be

Jason Todd: What's up with that sudden pause...

Alfred Pennyworth added Bruce Wayne to the conversation Today 9:38 PM

Bruce Wayne: I'M 35 I LOVE YOU KIDS (please don't attack me on his age I literally spent 30 minutes looking up how old he was and majority said 31-33 SO WHY NOT BE SAFE AND GO A LITERALLY OLDER)

Alfred Pennyworth: He grabbed my phone

Dick Grayson: Was he reading this the whole time

Damian Wayne: How

Jason Todd: What the hell

Dick Grayson: Are you sure?

Tim Drake: I need to do the math but I really can't because I haven't been alive that long

Bruce Wayne: Why can't you just believe me?

Jason Todd: Because you're Batman hold on that doesn't make any sense

Jim Gordon: I was just thinking when did I find out your identity?