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- Nine - Not quite Christmas -

Today 9:16 PM

Dick Grayson: Santa tell me

Jason Todd: Stop please.

Dick Grayson: Don't make me fall in love again if he won't be here next year

Damian Wayne: It's not Christmas

Dick Grayson: Santa, tell me if she really cares?

Tim Drake: I'm so glad you aren't singing this out loud

Jason Todd: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU TIM

Damian Wayne: This is toture

Tim Drake: I'M SORRY

Barbara Gordon: Well you guys sound like you're having a great time

Stephanie Brown: Aw so fun I wish I was there

Jason Todd: If you heard this you would take it back.

Tim Drake: I'mmmm sooorrrryyyyy

Damian Wayne: He is sooo loud

Jason Todd: ALFRED DO SOMETHING

Alfred Pennyworth: Ah well I'm afraid I have something else to deal with right now.

Jason Todd: What is possible more important then shutting Dick's mouth?

Alfred Pennyworth: Well, I'm helping Master Bruce in the Bat Cave. By the way we can hear Master Grayson from down here.

Tim Drake: Dick is looking at his texts right now.

Barbara Gordon: Hey dad I'm leaving I want to go to the manor.

Jim Gordon: I'm coming

Jason Todd: ALFRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDD

Barbara Gordon: Okay

Alfred Pennyworth: I'm coming Master Todd because he found his phone.

Stephanie Brown: Cass and I are coming too!

Cassandra Cain: Wait what?

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Alfred Point of View

"SANTA TELLLLLLLLL MMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

"What the hell is that?" Bruce asked me.

"I'm afraid that is Master Grayson, sir" I replyed

Bruce looked down with a disappointed expression.

"How can we hear him from down here when he is up there?" pointing to the ceiling.

"DON'T MAKE ME FALL IN LOVE AGAIN IF SHE WON'T BE HERE NEXT YEAR"

I shrugged genuinely curious.