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- Nineteen - I thought we already had a Halloween chapter? -

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Today at 1:30 AM

Tim Drake: Happy Halloween!!

Jason Todd: Tim tim timmy boy it's SUMMER

Tim Drake: So what?

Dick Grayson: I thought there was only a Christmas in July but it's is July nor is it Christmas

Damian Wayne: Drake are you stupid??

Tim Drake: Okay no one was questioning why Dick was singing Christmas songs a few months ago

Dick Grayson: Oh damn that was great

Barbara Gordon: WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME??!!

Jason Todd: Hah I'm so glad he's nowhere near me

Barbara Gordon: Goddammit I live with him!!

Jason Todd: Lmao Barb

Barbara Gordon: Why did you remind him Tim?

Tim Drake: Sorry lol

Barbara Gordon: Agh kys

Tim Drake: WOW

Jim Gordon: Hey what if he actually does it?

Barbara Gordon: Tim isn't stupid enough to

Tim Drake: I'm flattered

Dick Grayson: WOW WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE

Tim Drake: I have a girlfriend

Dick Grayson: Good

Barbara Gordon: Thank God he stopped

Dick Grayson: Barbara Grayson idk if that sounds weird

Jim Gordon: WOWW WHat ArE yOu ImPlYing???

Bruce Wayne: I'm not ready for grandkids

Jim Gordon: Neither am I!

Dick Grayson: Who said we were having kids...

Barbara Gordon: Dick shut up

Dick Grayson: Okay

Selina Kyle: Hey do you guys ever wonder what it would be like to have a sister

Bruce Wayne: ???

Dick Grayson: Ooo are we getting a sister

Bruce Wayne: No???

Jason Todd: I'll teach her how to use a gun

Dick Grayson: Absolutely not Jason

Tim Drake: I'll teach her to read so I can show her all the best books

Jason Todd: Tim you're a nerd

Damian Wayne: I have to agree

Dick Grayson: I'll make sure she doesn't get a boyfriend when she's like two

Damian Wayne: I can help with that

Jason Todd: Wait are we actually getting a sister?

Bruce Wayne: No??

Dick Grayson: Whaat?

Damian Wayne: I kind of want one...

Bruce Wayne: Wtf???

Selina Kyle: Bruce why not?

Bruce Wayne: are you fucking kidding me

Tim Drake: One quarter

Bruce Wayne: Will you marry me?

Selina Kyle: O-o

Bruce Wayne: Wait no I didn't just propose to you I'm just asking because I don't want to have a kid if we're not married

Selina Kyle: You had Damian with TALIA why do I have to marry you to have a kid

Bruce Wayne: i didn't mean it like that

Dick Grayson: What Bruce is trying to say is that he really really wants to marry you.

Bruce Wayne: you Dick

Selina Kyle: Aw really

Dick Grayson: You said my name Bruce?

Cassandra Cain: Your conversations are weird

Bruce Wayne: What do you expect from a groupchat?

Cassandra Cain: Actually, exactly this.

Dick Grayson: Hah

Jason Todd: I'm going to be a horse for Halloween

Dick Grayson: ???

Jason Todd: That plastic horse head you gave me.

Dick Grayson: Oooh I'll be a chicken then

Jason Todd: Finally we'll have a use for these stupid things

Tim Drake: I wasn't being serious about the Halloween thing you know?

Dick Grayson: Yeah of course

Jason Todd: You really thought we were going to dress up and go outside, in the middle of May

Dick Grayson: Crazy

Damian Wayne: o-o