New Phone, Who's This? [Reader Insert]

(Ch. 13) ***-830-7392

[Sunday]

[Now texting: Bestie <3]

5:57 p.m.

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Apparently im going out with Heather Chandler now....

5:59 p.m.

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wtf??? u've barely had a phone for two days and now ur friends w/ the king of hell and going out with the mythic bitch?? let me have sum fun too geez

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Wait King of Hell???!!

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How in the world did you know that?!

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oops, forgot u dont read supernatural

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crowley is the king of hell, at least in the books, this guy could still just be a very dedicated fan... even tho he looks 40

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I really hope hes just a fan...

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Speak of the devil i got a txt

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u should say speak of the king of hell cuz hes technically not the devil lucifer is

6:00 p.m.

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My love shut the hell up you know all that devil shit scares the crap outta me

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i'm sorry my love please forgive me

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I forgive you

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<3 :)

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so tell me about ur new gf

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We're not together we still have to go on our date on wednesday

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isnt that when we were supposed to go ice skating with yuri??

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O shit you're righ t!! D:

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Can we reschedule???

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we've been rescheduling for a month now, he's gonna call it off completely if we don't show

6:01 p.m.

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Heather's gonna tell everyone me and Aaron are a thing if i dont go....

[You have received a text message from: Crowley] [2 unread]

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woah what

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heather fuck-ler is blackmailing my boo?!?? im gonna rip her spine out

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Please dont

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She might become my girlfriend so...

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ur actually thinking about getting with her after everything she's don to u???

6:02 p.m.

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dont forget she stuck gum in ur hair in 4th grade and made u cut it when u were aiming to become rapunzel

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or when she put glue in ur pudding in 5th grade and u had to go to the hosptial cuz ur mouth was glued shut

[You have received a text message from: Crowley] [3 unread]

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Ok i get it

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or when she mixed rotten apple juice with ur conditioner and made u smell like a dumpster for a week

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My love shush ok im not doing this for me i know shell most likely break up with me in three days if we become a thing but the sooner its over the better

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You're still the love of my life bae <3

6:03 p.m.

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i just dont want u to get hurt, remember what happened with kyle?

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Dont remind me Kyle was the worst at keeping a relationship all he did was argue with Cartman....

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Can you believe he's still trying to get back with me? Nuh-uh go off with your fuck buddy Cartman and argue for the rest of eternity i say

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omg ur turning into me i have created a monster

[You have received a text message from: Crowley] [4 unread]

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Lol yeah

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Goddammit hold on Crowley's blowing up my phone

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give im hell my love

6:04 p.m.

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or as much hell as u can give the king of hell