New Phone, Who's This? [Reader Insert]

(Ch. 26) 000-RealWorld

[Tuesday]

[Now connecting: 000-RealWorld]

4:23 p.m.

(You dare say that the outfit Cartman gifted you for the roleplay was comfortable enough to sleep in. While Bestie, a roleplay hater since 3rd grade, seemed to disagree with in entirely, you really wished they'd give it a chance.)

(You set your phone down on your nightstand after finishing your rather long text conversation with the person on the other side. During this time, you had a chance to sit down and relax--think about everything that had gone down in a simple three days.)

(First, you get in touch with the King of Hell--Crowley. The title honestly put you off a little at first, but once you got more intel, you were 88% sure that this guy was a very dedicated fan of Supernatural. Though that didn't explain future complications...)

(Next, you found out Evan Hansen, a shy guy from school, was in your contacts. How? You didn't know, but when you got to know him over text and then further when you finished your project for Mr. Ackerman's class with him and Aaron, you found out he was a pretty cool guy. A little jumpy and stutter-y, but cool.)

(And then after a misunderstanding with texts to a guy named Zeke, you ended up adding the mythic bitch, Heather Chandler to your contacts. To your complete horror, you ended up having a date on Wednesday with her. You wanted anything else than that, but she threatened to tell the school Aaron was cheating on Theodosia with you, which would ruin their amazing relationship of three years. Mythic bitch, indeed.)

(Kyle, your boyfriend ever since 4
5th grade up until recently, got back in touch the same time as the project was being worked on. He found out about Heather's threat unintentionally and vowed that he would do something, and that when the problem was solved, you owed him a date to Tweak's Coffee. Sure, bucko.)

(Cartman attempted to get Coon & Friends involved after Kyle went and ratted. How would make-believe super-heroes help? But then he started another, slightly older game: Stick of Truth, where you played Kyle's elf fiance[é] before you teamed up with a human named Keevan and planned to take over the world.)

(Before that, though, Crowley told you something shocking: a demon and a kid were after you and planning to kill you for the murder of the kid's parents which, you SWEAR, you had no part in.)

(All in all, it's been a crazy three days and you still have to figure out how to put down those 'Devil's Traps' and how you're going to go ice skating with Yuri and go on your date with Heather--)

'That's it!' (You gasped, sitting up quickly and diving for your phone. You would put the Devil's Traps up in a second, right after you discussed your new date plans with Heather. Instead of the ol' movie theater, how about an ice skating rink? That was romantic too, right?)