New Phone, Who's This? [Reader Insert]

(Ch. 27) ***-372-4891

[Tuesday]

[Now texting: Heather. C]

[You changed Heather C. to AlmostGirlfriend.]

4:25 p.m.

You typed...
Hey how would u like to go to the ice rink instead?

You are typing...
Wow r u cheating on me ur taking a while

AlmostGirlfriend is typing...
Im not cheating on u!!!!

AlmostGirlfriend is typing...
I was putting on makeup y do u accuse me all the time??!?!

You are typing...
Heather chill I was joking

AlmostGirlfriend is typing...
:(((

You are typing...
So how bout it??

AlmostGirlfriend is typing...
Y change it the movies r a classic date place

You are typing...
I just tht ice skating would b more romantic i guess

AlmostGirlfriend is typing...
Sure

4:26 p.m.

You are typing...
Cool

(You punched the air in success.)

AlmostGirlfriend is typing...
But im going to need more flowers and chocolates

You are typing...
Okay deal

AlmostGirlfriend is typing...
Actually i wasnt going to mention this but some weirdo called coon is threatening me

You are typing...
Ignore him it's Cartman

AlmostGirlfriend is typing...
Ugh

4:27 p.m.

You are typing...
Kyle found out we're going on a date and he thought he could help me get out of it with this old superhero game we all played together way back when

You are typing...
They stopped with the hero stuff and now they pulled me into an old elf-human rp where I'm royalty of sorts

AlmostGirlfriend is typing...
Im going to ignore that ur a nerd for a sec so does that mean im ur queen?? :)))

You are typing...
I mean yeah i guess

AlmostGirlfriend is typing...
I wanna play im going over to ur house see u in 20

You are typing...
Wtf no heather u have to have a costume and a character and a backstory i dont think this would be ur kind of thing

AlmostGirlfriend is typing...
I still have that sexy fairy costume from a year ago i still fit it

4:28 p.m.

You are typing...
Oh god