New Phone, Who's This? [Reader Insert]

(Ch. 15) ***-372-4891

[Sunday]

[Now texting: Heather C.]

7:58 p.m.

Heather C. typed...
Its been like two hours why havent u txted me??

8:01 p.m.

Heather C. is typing...
Y r u not replying?

Heather C. is typing...
R u cheating on me?

You are typing...
Heather we haven't even gone on our date yet so i technically can't cheat on you if we aren't officially dating

Heather C. is typing...
So u admit it??

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Chill Heather i was eating and txting a friend

Heather C. is typing...
'Friend'? Who is it is it that evan kid?

You are typing...
It's no one you would know he's from very far away

Heather C. is typing...
What's his name if we're gonna be together on wednesday we can't have any secrets

You are typing...
His name is Crowley

Heather C. is typing...
Thats a dumb name u could do better

Heather C. is typing...
Like me

8:02 p.m.

You are typing...
Wait so you really want to get together on wednesday???

Heather C. is typing...
It rly depends if u bring me flowers and chocolate and maybe the new iphone 7

You are typing...
You're kidding that's like 300$

Heather C. is typing...
Word on the street is that u steal ur dads credit card so just take it and buy it and we'll talk business

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You make it seem like i want to be with you may i remind you that you are blackmailing me so i have no choice

Heather C. is typing...
Who wouldn't want to be with me??

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Touche but im not one of them

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Btw who told you about the credit card i only told that to kyle??

Heather C. is typing...
Do the math baby

You are typing...
O god what did you tell him?

Heather C. is typing...
That u txt me saying that u fantasize about him in bed he really needed it

8:03 p.m.

You are typing...
Thats not as bad as i was expecting

Heather C. is typing...
And i said that u and cartman were going out so hes pissed

You are typing...
Why would you start rumors about me and Cartman if its really you and me?

Heather C. is typing...
So that they would be too busy fighting each other to notice us baby we can't have anyone come bewteen us especially fatass and the jew

Heather C. is typing...
Now that i think about it we shld totally get fatass and dumptruck together just like he got nicole and token together

Heather C. is typing...
A match made in heaven right baby??

You are typing...
Please don't call me that until wednesday its sorta weird

Heather C. is typing...
Speaking of which when we go public u need to call me by a cute nickname what do u have

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Idk

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What about sweetie or somthin idk

Heather C. is typing...
Be creative baby

Heather C. is typing...
How bout u call me honey its a classic

8:04 p.m.

You are typing...
I thought you wanted to be creative?

Heather C. is typing...
Dad calls mom honey i want to continue the line

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Geez you act like we're getting married i know you just want to use my dad's credit card

Heather C. is typing...
Y say that?!?

You are typing...
You said it to Veronica remember??

Heather C. is typing...
I said maxing MY dads card not others

Heather C. is typing...
Stop accusing me baby ur gonna make me cry

You are typing...
No you're not gonna cry Heather Chandler is a big girl

Heather C. is typing...
U know how to make a girl blush :)

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I don't get how you think that was a compliment but okay

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I gtg i need sleep

Heather C. is typing...
Goodnight baby i'll see you at school in the morning <3

8:05 p.m.

You are typing...
Sure