New Phone, Who's This? [Reader Insert]

(Ch. 10) 666-2 + ***-830-7392

[Sunday]

[Now texting: Crowley]

6:11 a.m.

Crowley typed...
Finished with breakfast?

6:14 a.m.

Crowley typed...
What a shame, I thought we were getting along.

6:15 a.m.

You are typing...
Be honest are you Zeke?

Crowley...
I thought the picture proved to you that I wasn't?

You are typing...
Pictures can be altered i want proof that you arent Zeke and if you are you're in for a world of hurt tomorrow

Crowley is typing...
How about a video chat?

You are typing...
Why so you can hack me while um distracted??

You are typing...
I'm*

Crowley is typing...
Hacking isn't my thing. I'd rather be there than do something over technology.

You are typing...
Then y r you txting me now??

Crowley is typing...
Touché.

You are typing...
I swear if you come over here you son of a bitch i will murder you and your children

Crowley is typing...
Too late.

6:16 a.m.

You are typing...
Now I feel bad

You are typing...
Wait you have a kid?

Crowley is typing...
Had*. I don't think we're close enough to share our life stories yet, don't you think?

You are typing...
We didn't have to share our names but you were gonna kill Zeke otherwise

You are typing...
Or kill yourself if you were Zeke whatevs

Crowley is typing...
How can I convince you that I'm not Zeke?

You are typing...
Idk show me that magic you were talkin about

Crowley is typing...
It's not something that can be shown over the phone.

You are typing...
You're just saying that cuz you really don't have magic

Crowley is typing...
Is a video chat still out of the question?

You are typing...
Yes

Crowley is typing...
Bullocks.

You are typing...
Whisper that in my ear

Crowley is typing...
Sure.

You are typing...
That was a joke dont

Crowley is typing...
Why are you so mean to me?

6:17 a.m.

Crowley is typing...
On the bright side it seems we're close enough to share jokes.

[You have received a text message from: Bestie <3] [Click to check now.]

You are typing...
Hold on

[Now texting: Bestie <3]

Bestie <3 typed...
so whats the news

You are typing...
Not sure Zeke wouldn't answer to I'm talking to Crowley

You are typing...
So*

Bestie <3 is typing...
i think its high time i meet this crowley, add me to the chat

You are typing...
Are you sure?

Bestie <3 is typing...
hell yeah i know how to see if it's zeke or not

You are typing...
Give me a sec i wanna see if it's okay with him

[Now texting: Crowley]

You are typing...
Is it okay to add my bestie to this chat??

6:18 a.m.

Crowley is typing...
Why wouldn't it be?

[You have added Bestie <3 to the chat.]

You are typing...
Bestie meet Crowley Crowley meet bestie

Bestie <3 is typing...
come out u little fucker i hear u been messing with my love i will kill you

Crowley is typing...
Why do you type in lowercase?

You are typing...
Thats what i said

Bestie <3 is typing...
ok crowley what's the 14th rule of love

Crowley is typing...
Never have sex on the first date?

Bestie <3 is typing...
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Bestie <3 is typing...
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Bestie <3 is typing...
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You are typing...
?

Bestie <3 is typing...
its not zeke

Crowley is typing...
Oh, that was a test? Did I pass?

6:19 a.m.

You are typing...
Crowley who the hell are you???

Crowley is typing...
Oh, would you look at the time. Have to run. ;)

[Crowley has left the chat.]

Bestie <3 is typing...
my love i believe u are royally fucked

You are typing...
Well shit