New Phone, Who's This? [Reader Insert]

(Ch. 14) 666-2

[Sunday]

[Now texting: Crowley]

5:59 p.m.

Crowley typed...
What's this I'm hearing about a 'Heather Chandler'?

6:01 p.m.

Crowley typed...
I was told you are going out on Wednesday.

6:02 p.m.

Crowley typed...
Also one 'Kyle Broflovski'.

6:03 p.m.

Crowley typed...
And here I thought you were a single pringle.

6:05 p.m.

Crowley is typing...
I'm gone for just over 12 hours and you have constructed a love life.

You are typing...
Is this a problem??

You are typing...
I was lead to believe you were a simple fan of Supernatural but here im told ur the King of Hell? That or you're a very dedicated fan as Bestie put it

Crowley is typing...
Your friend is very informed.

Crowley is typing...
The secret is out. Yes, I am the King of Hell.

You are typing...
Two days of having a phone and i am talking to the supposed King of Hell... god help me

[Changed 'Crowley' to 'King Crowley' in contacts.]

King Crowley is typing...
I'm afraid God has left the building. He hasn't been in commission for quite a while.

You are typing...
Fuck off i want proof you're the King of Hell or whatever

You are typing...
We can video chat

King Crowley is typing...
Really? I'll call you right now.

6:06 p.m.

[Incoming video call from: King Crowley.] [Click to answer.]

You are typing...
Actually no

[1 missed video call from: King Crowley]

King Crowley is typing...
Why back out?

You are typing...
I don't trust you

King Crowley is typing...
Understandable. You shouldn't trust someone you just met, but I'm different.

You are typing...
Different how??

King Crowley is typing...
I didn't think I'd get this far.

You are typing...
Prove to me ur the King of Hell some other way and then we can video chat

King Crowley is typing...
You're one of the most stubborn people I've ever met.

You are typing...
Is that a good thing???

King Crowley is typing...
We'll see.

6:07 p.m.

King Crowley is typing...
I've got to split. I'll talk to you soon, [Name].

You are typing...
I fail to see y you'd even be interested in me

King Crowley is typing...
Didn't I say before? I'm bored.