New Phone, Who's This? [Reader Insert]

(Ch. 20) Unknown

[Monday]

[Now texting: Unknown]

4:31 p.m.

Unknown typed...
Is this [Name] [Surname]?

4:33 p.m.

You are typing...
Who is this??

Unknown is typing...
Someone who can help you with your blackmailing problem.

You are typing...
How the hell do you know about that

You are typing...
Who are you?!?

Unknown is typing...
I don't think it would be wise to reveal my name. I have many enemies.

Unknown is typing...
I can help you with Heather Chandler if you can do something for me in return.

You are typing...
No!!! This isn't that big of a deal i can handle it on my own Mr. Mysterious

You are typing...
Leave me alone

Unknown is typing...
You leave me no choice.

4:34 p.m.

You are typing...
Stop txting me or im going to block u!!

Unknown is typing...
Coon & Friends are willing to help you. This is not something we just hand out randomly.

You are typing...
...

You are typing...
Cartman fuck off did u forget im apart of coon and friends

Unknown is typing...
I do not know this 'Cartman' you speak of. My name is The Coon, and we have no [Name] in our ranks.

You are typing...
Cartman i thought we stopped playing this game like 7 years ago

Unknown is typing...
Do you want help with Heather Chandler or not?

You are typing...
Tell Kyle that i dont need help especcially from self-acclaimed super heros that only have 7 followers on coonstagram

Unknown is typing...
'Kyle'?

You are typing...
Stop playing dumb. Human kite or whatever his super hero name was tell him i don't need help

Unknown is typing...
How do you know one of our members' names?!

You are typing...
Fuck off cartman

[You have blocked: Unknown]