New Phone, Who's This? [Reader Insert]

(Ch. 24) 000-RealWorld

[Tuesday]

[Now connecting: 000-RealWorld]

3:09 p.m.

(The moment you left school, you expected to go home, watch some Netflix, and text your best friend to see if they were feeling any better especially after that little episode before bed. Maybe get a hold of Crowley who had been MIA ever since yesterday. Definitely not--)

"[Name], meet me at your house." (A hand suddenly landed on your shoulder just as you said a half-hearted goodbye to your soon-to-be girlfriend. You turned around quickly, coming face-to-face with the person you were expecting least.)

"Cartman?" (You questioned, voice raising in slight confusion. You glanced around, watching the rest of the students leave happily through the school doors before you could.) "What do you want?"

"Spleen." (He simply said with an affirmative nod. You opened your mouth to say something--to tell him you didn't want to play--but he cut you off with a knowing smirk.) "Look inside your drawer. It's all in there."

(With that, he left, giving you one last pat on the shoulder before he caught up with Heidi just before she left the gate. You watched him and the other students leave, mouth agape with unspoken words.)

"A-Are you okay, [Name]?" (Said a timid voice in your ear. You whipped around, relieved when you saw Hinata Hyuga, a new transfer student from Konoha High a couple miles down the road.)

"Yes, just fine." (You sighed heavily, slowly turning back to your locker and closing it with a satisfying 'clink!'.)

'Look's like the game is officially on...!'

3:34 p.m.

(You didn't know what you were expecting when you got home and checked your drawer. But of course, Cartman had to be a creep like always.)

(Inside your drawer sat a new version of your old Stick of Truth costume, completed by Kyle's colours of red and green and elf ears to match. You were the Elf King's betrothed, after all. He wouldn't dare marry anyone who had normal ears.)

(Surprisingly, Cartman didn't show up creepily around the side of your house the moment you walked up--which was honestly a relief.)

(Still, there was no getting out of this now. It's time, once again and for the first time in seven years, to don your armor and Join The Game.)

3:49 a.m.

(Either Cartman was a lucky guesser or he somehow knew your exact size. The outfit was surprisingly comfy and accurate--much more than before. For God's sake, Kyle used his bathrobe and Cartman reused his witch costume from when he was seven.)

(You strapped the ears on, lastly, having thrown on the green undergarments including a linen blouse, loose pants provided with a belt, and the royal-red robe over that. It, for some reason, had laces like a corset in the front which was both pleasing to the eye but it also made you very uncomfortable as you thought on where that crazy teen got it.)

(You wouldn't be royalty without a crown. Yes, Cartman even made a twig crown to go with the outfit. He's anything if not resourceful.)