New Phone, Who's This? [Reader Insert]

(Ch. 18) ***-505-2935

[Monday]

[Now texting: ***-505-2935]

3:22 p.m.

***-505-2935 typed...
Hey, it's kyle.

3:25 p.m.

***-505-2935 is typing...
Is this not a good time?

You are typing...
Im busy with Aaron and Evan txt in a while

***-505-2935 is typing...
Oh, sorry. Didn't mean to intrude.

You are typing...
It's Mr. Ackermans project dont you have to do it too??

[Saved ***-505-2935 as Kyle]

Kyle is typing...
I finished it with touka yesterday.

Kyle is typing...
I thought aaron was your partner not evan?

You are typing...
His partner was out sick so i invited him to join us

Kyle is typing...
Oh, that was nice of you.

3:27 p.m.

You are typing...
Kyle you kno we're not getting back together right??

Kyle is typing...
I know. It's you and cartman now, right? How does he treat you?

You are typing...
No we're not together heather was lying

3:28 p.m.

You are typing...
Kyle???

Kyle is typing...
So she was lying about the fantasy thing too, right?

You are typing...
Yes

Kyle is typing...
I get it. I treat you like shit and i dont deserve you.

You are typing...
Kyle dont start this again i need to finish my project

Kyle is typing...
Tell me something

You are typing...
?

Kyle is typing...
Is there a small chance we could get together again? Just for old times sake? Maybe tweak's coffee..

You are typing...
I'm not sure heather would like that

Kyle is typing...
Why not?

You are typing...
Because we're together

Kyle is typing...
You're joking

You are typing...
Im not

3:29 p.m.

Kyle is typing...
You left me for that bitch?!?

You are typing...
Kyle we broke up like 4 months ago i didn't even kno she liked me until yesterday

Kyle is typing...
She's making you go out with her right? You would never do this out of free will, you hate her

You are typing...
That may be true but what can i do she's going to tell everyone Aaron is cheating on Theo w/ me if i dont go out with her

Kyle is typing...
She cant do this

You are typing...
I think you're forgetting who you're talking about of course she can do this she's Heather Chandler

Kyle is typing...
I'll make her stop and when i do, you owe me a date to tweak's coffee

You are typing...
Good luck with that