New Phone, Who's This? [Reader Insert]

(Ch. 22) ***-154-1598

[Tuesday]

[Now texting: ***-154-1598]

7:00 a.m.

***-154-1598 typed...
I ask for the words of the Elf King's betrothed.

7:02 a.m.

You are typing...
Uh wat

***-154-1598 is typing...
(Spleen)

(You stared at your screen, lost in confusion, until it hit you: that was the old code for getting into character!)

You are typing...
New carrier raven, who's this?

***-154-1598 is typing...
They call me Douchebag.

(You cringed.)

[You saved ***-154-1598 as: Douchebag]

You are typing...
What is your reason for sending the King's betrothed a letter after so long locked away? I was sure my fiance was through with me...

Douchebag is typing...
The Stick has been found and he requested I retrieve you from your prison to stand at his side once again. The Elves have found it first this time.

You are typing...
Why would he think I'd return to his side after everything he did? Douchebag, tell the King I refuse and would rather stay locked away for the rest of eternity.

7:03 a.m.

Douchebag is typing...
Yes, Your Highness.

(You couldn't help but to wonder what sparked Kyle and Cartman to start up these old games? Your old costume was too small and technically your character is still locked away in the Tower of Solitude, so hopefully you wouldn't have to play that much. Besides, if Mr. Michaelis and some kid were really after you, roleplaying doesn't seem like it would do anything.)