New Phone, Who's This? [Reader Insert]

(Ch. 21) ***-830-7392

[Monday]

[Now texting: Bestie <3]

8:52 p.m.

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Hey you feeling a little better??

8:54 p.m.

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I'll talk to you when you're awake then <3 love u

Bestie <3 is typing...
no, no, no i'm here

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How you doin??

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i feel like shit but it's not like i don't every other day, so its kool

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hbu

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You dont use a lot of abbreviations are you sure ur okay???

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and u don't normally use u and ur so

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but seriously how r u

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I mean apparently some kid and my history teacher want me dead but hey other than that im doing fine

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wtf

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who told u this

8:55 p.m.

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Crowley but i think he was high or somethin no need to worry

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my love, just in case he is right please be careful. i don't know what i would do if u were dead

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ugh

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this sickness is making me weak. ew feelings get out of my body

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I DIDN'T KNOW U LOVED ME SO MUCH BESTIE OML

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stfu

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Lmao ur sick but you still take the second to lowercase

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ur healthy but you don't bother to take the second to use a comma scrub

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U win

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don't i always?

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Oh before i forget bestie did u hear anything about the new kid coming to town???

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Apparently he's so popular that even the mayor wants to welcome him

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i was on the school board. they're calling him douchebag for whatever reason. i think cartman knows him

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??? I mean

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It's not strange for cartman to give weird nicknames but wth

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ye. well have fun at school tomorrow i don't think i can make it this week

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I'll get ur homework for you. Love you <3

8:56 p.m.

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I love you too.

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You didn't lowercase or use 'u'.....

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Yes.

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