Come one
come all
Take a hit
Have a ballHit her once
Hit her twice
Maybe thrice
Just as niceHer scars will fade
New ones to be made
She doesn't get paid
But hey, what a serenadeCome on
Come here
Take a swing
At her earHit north
Hit south
Hit her hard
In the mouthWelcome to
Our little show
Fill that young girl
With all your woeRuns all year round
Hit her good
She won't make a soundMake it very
very conspicuous
To the point where
It just might be ridiculousKids of all ages
have a fun riot
Strike the girl
We know she'll keep quiet