Church Buddies!!!1

Passage 6

It was another Sunday morning. Joseph was sat in his helicopter, listening to his radio cassette player. However, a large frown was on his face, as there was no Jesus songs on the radio at all. In a rage of pure disgust, he threw his cassette player across the helicopter.

However, it did not break, which made Joseph consequently even more angry. "Son-of-a-bitch!" He yelled, getting ready to stand up and smash it. Before he could do so, a radio add caught his ear.

'Are you sick of no one appreciating your music?
Are you sick of your music taste being completely forgotten about?
Well, I've got some news for you!
A competition is being held in a week to try and find the best musician around!
If you think you've got the skills, enter with your own original song! No Alex bullshi-'

The radio went to static for a while before coming back on and continuing, with a different radio presenter.

'Now, now.
If you think you have what it takes, come on over to 'Legit-Music-Corp' and submit your entry!
But remember, it has to be completely original, catchy and funky!
If you win, your song will be played on the radio for the next 5 weeks.
Good luck!'

Joseph turned the radio off and sat in silence. It took him a moment for the information to process, but when it did, a large grin spread across his face. "Me and Johnny are gonna whoop some atheist ass!" He shouted, startling his father who was sat at the starring of his helicopter. "Now, now, Julia. Don't shout so loud, they can hear you from heaven!" Daniel laughed.

Eventually, the helicopter landed and Joseph ran out excitedly. When he found Johnny in the hallway, he shouted to get his attention.

Johnny looked at him in shock, being surprised to see the boy genuinely happy. "Who are you and what have you done with Joseph?" He greeted him, laughing. "You'll never guess what!" Joseph said happily, standing in anticipation. "Uh.. what?" Johnny replied, fiddling with the loose hairs of his afro. "There's a radio competition to get our song played on there for five weeks! Five whole weeks!"

"I mean.. we did run out of bibles. Conveniently, the new orders won't be in until five weeks from now.." Johnny pandered, rubbing his chin. "Of course! It's genius, we have to wave our Christian propaganda in the public's faces somehow!" They both laughed, enjoying the thought. "Hold that thought, shouldn't Smith know about this?" Johnny asked. Joseph's face lit up once more and he ran down the hall further to see Smith.

Once both boys reached his room, he had just finished cleaning off his bibles and was sitting with his life-size Jesus cutout on his makeshift couch. "Boys, do join me and Jesus to watch some TV!" He switched on the TV to reveal Keemstar, still ranting about the events of the Sunday beforehand, when the boys had gone to court. "It's just such a shocking story!" Keemstar yelled with his strange, gnome-like accent.

"No time, Smith! The radio people are having a competition where, if we win, we can get our song played for 5 whole weeks! It can replace the bibles until we get more! Ain't I a genius?" Joseph pointed a thumb to his chest, grinning. "What a great idea, boys! Say.. I used to do a bit of guitar back in my collage days.. think I could help out?"

"Great idea! What should our band name be?" Johnny asked, looking confused. The three males looked deep in thought for a while, before Joseph had a great idea. "How about 'Succ off Jesus'! Isn't that creative?!" He smiled, the other two looking at him strangely. "Actually, that's a great idea! 'Succ' as in to suck the atheism out of the work, and the 'off Jesus' to show that it's all in the name of Jesus right?" Johnny asked.

Joseph cringed for a moment before nodding. "Yeah. Definitely." He smiled.

Meanwhile, Lake was stood outside of the room listening in on their conversation. "Those bastards!" He said in his red-neck accent. "I know. I'll make my own song! About my ex wife! Haha, those lil boys have no idea what's coming." He rubbed his hands together maliciously before taking off to write his song.