So I just beat the 2D sidescroller game Cuphead after many hours of enragement and wanting to break something, particularly a disc, but the devs knew that'd happen and made it a digital download, aghhh! Damn you MDHR for crafting such a great and gruelling game! I secretly love you, please make DLC.
What I'm saying is Cuphead is HARD! So here's the easiest bosses for irony sake.
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#1 - Goopy Le Grande - All that's required for you to beat this blue shit is the ability to dodge, but if you're still having trouble with him, you can parry the question marks that pop up when he enters his 2nd phase, making you able to pull off your EX SPECIAL and truly decimate him. He's actually rather forgettable if you ask me.
#2 - The Root Pack - I hate vegtables in real life, but in the 1930's they must've been genetically mutated to be sentient. Nevertheless they're easily disposed of. Parry the potato guts and the pink from the bitchy onions and you can REALLY WHALLOP the carrot's ass. Also, fuck vegtables.....seriously, screw those guys.
#3 - Djimmi the Great - Just because this guy's a mystical genie doesn't make him a huge threat or blockade in your progress, he's rather a plagarising cunt who at the end of it all flops down quicker than a 90 year old in a coma, he doesn't really STACK up to his name, he thinks he can take your form but his representation of Cuphead is laughable, so he is pretty straightforward.
#4 - Ribby and Croaks - These gambling amphibians can be a pain if your reaction times are bad, but you can deal some sweet ass damage in between phases, the slot machine is a bastard though, and introduces you to the first RNG boss in the game, you have to parry the handle and can only progress by shooting it during an attack. Green is the easiest to handle by a mile.
#5 - Hilda Berg - This astronomical slut can be tough to handle since she's the 1st Plane boss and you're still probably getting used to the knew playstyle, Hilda has a ton of phases all based on different Zodiacs like Gemini and.....yes......Cancer....laugh all your memes out. Once she becomes a fucking moon with UFO's that are hard to avoid. Hopefully you've accumulated enough cards to Hadoken her laughing face.
#6 - Sally Stageplay - Oh, turns out that actresses are also shit and weak, as long as you have good reflexes and good weapons (Spread Shot or Charge) she'll plop down quicker than her props that really shouldn't hit you since they're made outta cardboard!
#7 - Cagney Carnation - I'm not so great at multitasking and this boss proves that 100%. The Spread Shot is brilliant for the pesky wee chompers that eat away your health, i'd say with all of the chaos in phase 1, phase 2's slightly underwhelming, jump between the platforms and be careful to dodge projectiles and you'll be golden!
#8 - Werner Werman - I know, another boss from Isle 3, mental right? Almost as mental as the German rabbit advertising to appear on a Nesquik ad, but don't be fooled, he can control cats inspired by Tom & Jerry! Don't ask me why... He has a lot of different attacks but they're relatvely easy to dodge, unless you're thick....like Germa--
#9 - Beppi the Clown - The first boss I had real trouble with, is the boss that made me realise i'm no longer in the luxurious Isle 1, with his ducks and bullshit rollercoaster that caused more deaths than i'd like to say, Spread Shot is once again your saviour and for his 3rd and 4th phases, where he channels his inner Krustry, screw this boss and screw clowns.
#10 - Cala Maria - Why do people find her hard? She has barely any health and --oh wait.....she freezes you....shit. If you hang to the top left the effect will last shorter and when she's nothing but a floating head, stay away and it'll last less, but don't get hit by the crystals unless you want to die internally.
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