Okay, so there are these 5 guys at my school that won't SHUT the DUCK UP.
Every time I see them or they see me in the hallways, they'll be retards and say Jiz like, "Heyyy Gerdy!!" or other stupid crap. It pisses me off SOOO much you can't possibly understand.
Well maybe that's an exaggeration, but you get the point.
Well, every time they do that, it ignore them, push on through, get to class, and sit DOWN.
Then you know what I do?
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I SIT THERE and think of how NICE it would be if I could take a small handful of tiny shards of glass, along with a larger handful of small bits of cheese, put them together, and shove that up the retard's butt. After that, I would take a rat/mouse and have that crawl in there as well. The rodent would eat the cheese and in the process begin eating the guy from the inside OUT, while the shards of glass made it more bloody and painful.
(They are already dead at this point) And out of curiosity, I would take a chainsaw and use it to hack the corpse in half, just to see how far the rodent ate/got.
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Lol: The Joke Book
HumorA book filled with jokey-joke-jokes that get better as the book progresses. In honor and loving memory of Robin Williams, who was loved by many and will be missed by all. May he rest in peace.
