The school's popular: 8th grader
Me: 7th grader
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The school's popular:
*who is an ugly, fat fake btw*
Says this: Like omg, are you like, one of those f****** retards that like, eats a lot then like, force yourself to like puke it all up or something?! You look like you're like 56 lbs.!
Me:
*cue laughter explosion*
*uses a finger to 'wipe' imaginary tear away*
Says this: *regains composure*
I'm ACTUALLY 83 pounds, so you were off by about 27 pounds on that. Also, I'm not bulimic, but next time I puke, I'll make sure that I puke on YOU.
YOU ARE READING
Lol: The Joke Book
ComédieA book filled with jokey-joke-jokes that get better as the book progresses. In honor and loving memory of Robin Williams, who was loved by many and will be missed by all. May he rest in peace.
