Pick your birth month:
January: I died on
February: I punched
March: I assassinated
April: I ate
May: I jumped off of
June: I married
July: I summoned
August: I kissed
September: I flew with
October: I threw
November: I gawked at
December: I hired
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Now, pick the first letter of your first name:
A: a tyrannosaurus
B: Batman
C: a platypus
D: Daffy Duck
E: an extremely disgusting sewer
F: The Rake
G: Gandalf
H: Harry Potter
I: Ice King
J: the Joker
K: a shard of Kryptonite
L: le wild derp
M: Miley Cyrus
N: Neko-chan
O: an Orc
P: Pikachu
Q: Idaho
R: a squirrel
S: Smile.jpg
T: a piranha
U: Uboa
V: a velociraptor
W: a wildebeest
X: the X-Games
Y: Yosemite Sam
Z: Zelda
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Now, pick your favorite band:
Please comment any rock bands I have missed!
3 Doors Down: because my cat told me to
All Time Low: because I FEEL LIKE DANCIN' TONIGHT!
Asking Alexandria: because they keep asking
Black Veil Brides: and I have a wedding to attend
Blood on the Dance Floor: because HE COMES
Breaking Benjamin: and I flipped out
Decyfer Down: because I like Cheetos
Escape the Fate: and it wants my lunch
Evanescence: and I liked it
Green Day: because I like tomatoes
Kiss: and you need to GO TO SLEEP
Mayday Parade: because Jimmy blackmailed me with lettuce
Mest: because I like Yu-Gi-Oh!.
My Chemical Romance: because I'm a chemist
Panic! At the Disco: because that's so Raven!
Paramore: because it's so fun
Pierce the Veil: and I have a sword
Skillet: because I like pancakes
Sleeping With Sirens: because 'One Direction' SHOULD be called 'Five Retards'
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus: because I like jumping from planes
Three Days Grace: because I have a pet fish
We Came as Romans: because I came from Sparta
Other: because I'm lame
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This word: and
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Your SECOND favorite band!
3 Doors Down: my cat told me to
All Time Low: I FEEL LIKE DANCIN' TONIGHT!
Asking Alexandria: they keep asking
Black Veil Brides: I have a wedding to attend
Blood on the Dance Floor: HE COMES
Breaking Benjamin: I flipped out
Decyfer Down: I like Cheetos
Escape the Fate: it wants my lunch
Evanescence: I liked it
Green Day: I like tomatoes
Kiss: you need to GO TO SLEEP
Mayday Parade: Jimmy blackmailed me with lettuce
Mest: I like Yu-Gi-Oh!.
My Chemical Romance: I'm a chemist
Panic! At the Disco: that's so Raven!
Paramore: it's so fun
Pierce the Veil: I have a sword
Skillet: I like pancakes
Sleeping With Sirens: 'One Direction' SHOULD be called 'Five Retards'
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus: I like jumping from planes
Three Days Grace: I have a pet fish
We Came as Romans: I came from Sparta
Other: I'm lame
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COMMENT YOUR DESTINY!!
Mine was: I assassinated a tyrannosaurus because it's so fun and I like pancakes.
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Lol: The Joke Book
HumorA book filled with jokey-joke-jokes that get better as the book progresses. In honor and loving memory of Robin Williams, who was loved by many and will be missed by all. May he rest in peace.
